Caleb Self

Icon. Legend. Starboy. Lawyer.

[Caleb Self @CalebSelf]

Special skills include:
-passive aggression
-ability to wear expensive things and look like garbage
-offending authority via social media

[Rep. Debbie Dingell @RepDebDingell]

My doctor sent me a note last night about my Diet Coke consumption (I didn’t know she followed me).

Thought I’d better start with orange juice this morning instead.

[La Coochie Versace @CoochieReloaded]

. @NICKIMINAJ

[Rep. Debbie Dingell @RepDebDingell]

There’s not enough Diet Coke in the world to make this Monday go by any faster.

[K A C E Y @KaceyMusgraves]

I don’t think you have a dog in this fight but if you did you would have shot it.

[chadd @clawjr8]

I gotta go to the UWS from Brooklyn

[reilly @GoodPostReilly]

AMC Kips Bay isn’t going to close because I’m going to put on the best talent show this city’s ever seen and save it

[Victoria Rose @woahhvickyyy]

Before u date me just know I won't post u even if u are lost

[Saint Hoax @SaintHoax]

a moment of silence for lindsey graham

[toeknee @tonypraysick]

lindsey graham running into mitch mcconnell this morning

[the doogfather @thedoogfather]

lindsay graham in hell trying to get ronald reagan’s attention

[Renan Guerra @_renanguerra]

com essa espécie de "renascença" de Debi Mazar, eu sempre penso no impacto que a imagem dela teve sobre mim em "Beethoven 2". uma boa vilã pode mudar as rotas da vida de uma gayzinha

[the tweets they don't want you to see @mickal500]

the lemon potatoes right now

[kelli @LagunaBiotchIG]

He’s basically a wag

[Christopher Hale @ChristopherHale]

NEW: Pope Leo XIV’s new archbishop of New York, Ronald Hicks, celebrates the Knicks’ title with Mayor Zohran Mamdani at the city’s Puerto Rican festival.

[ABC News @ABC]

A handful of New York Knicks fans met up Tuesday outside Madison Square Garden to burn some cleansing sage following the team’s Game 3 loss to the San Antonio Spurs the night before. https://t.co/jjPNWY04Ub

[The Rizzler @Da_Rizzler419]

Knicks in 4!!!

[Isabella @haveacigar21]

Timmy sitting behind Trump at game 3

[wendell sandico @wendellsandico]

"there's no such thing as a stupid question" have you ever been to a movie Q&A

[mary @elaine_stritch]

i saw goody proctor using ai