Cale

Don't Panic

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"You end up with something better... you just have to go through a crappy place to get there."

- Dr. Hartel talking about benzene reactions

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Another great suggestion from Google

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Road trip idea:
Set a random destination, but keep accepting Google's awful recommendations and see how far away you end up.

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Instagram is like "Oh I noticed you didn't scroll through all 10 of this person's photos last time, here I'll start you on the second one now."

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@Jack_Elvington Basically all I remember from SC schooling

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Road sign has me questioning reality

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I just hope I'm not kicked off my parents' Netflix account before the new ITYSL season.

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Already sick of everyone and their grandma trying to incorporate AI chatbots in their platform as fast as possible.

I don't want to Snapchat a robot.

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Electric eels seem like an animal made up by a 6 year old.

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Saying things like "Best," or "Thank you," at the end of an email before your name is pointless and we should all agree it's okay to stop doing it

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I remember the shoes of the people who use the stall next to mine so I know who to hate.

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@laureincee I'm still not sure honestly. My guess is some parents formed a gang against evil

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When I was young I thought this meant a neighborhood had a suspicious person lurking about

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Honestly I couldn't even blame someone if they don't believe in dinosaurs.

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@connorw__ Children
Corn
watch because you were too afraid.

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@connorw__ Good water bottle

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I called it YEARS ago that Skittles would pull a "Classic Coke" and re-release their bag with lime instead of the awful green apple flavor

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If Jupiter had rings it would be unstoppable

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It must be awesome to be the kind of person who can say "It's 3pm, if I have coffee now I'll be up all night."

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@minliangtan happy birthday

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@TeamRazer I'd say the first time you have to destroy a Scarab in Halo 3.