#CaledoniaProblems

The best town in the world with a shit ton of problems. The original #CaledoniaProblems. Tweet away.

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I will be turning down for absolutely nothing tonight. #BlackTopHop

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Only five more days until we can all get wasted in a parking lot together. #CaledoniaProblems

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Apparently there's plans to replace the Caledonia bridge by 2017. Our whole town will go into mourning for months :( #CaledoniaProblems

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It's New Year's Eve go hard or go to Dunnville. #CaledoniaProblems

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Is there anything better than getting drunk and eating panzerollis? #CaledoniaProblems

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If you don't love Snyder's corn you can gtfo. #CaledoniaProblems

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Nobody does Canada Day better than Caledonia.

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Black Top Hop!!! You can go hard, or you can go to Dunnville. #CaledoniaProblems

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I'm too young for the Blacktop Hop. I guess I'll just find my own parking lot to get drunk in... #CaledoniaProblems

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Keep it classy at Black Top Hop tonight, Cale. lol jk, don't be lame, get fucked outta your mind! #CaledoniaProblems

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Is it bad that I'm counting down the days until the Blacktop Hop? #3MoreSleeps #CaledoniaProblems

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Cale has grown much classier the last few months thanks to construction. If only it's residents had also grown classier. #CaledoniaProblems

[Zac Williams @zacbwilliams]

"You're from Caledonia?! Do you kno--"
"I know everyone from Caledonia."
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I didn't make any good garage sale purchases today. #CaledoniaProblems

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"Are you drinking tonight?"

⚪yes
⚪no
🔘bitch I might be

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With all the excitement around town I thought Queen Elizabeth must be visiting... nope its just Pita Pit's grand opening. #CaledoniaProblems

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Praise The Lord, Dollar Drink Days are back at McDons! #CaledoniaProblems

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Traffic lights are down. #CaledoniaPronlems

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1am in Caledonia:
"What do you wanna do?"
"We could go to McDonalds."
"Its closed."
"Tim Hortons?"
"Yeah I guess."
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LCBO workers may go on strike May 17th. This can't be good for Caledonia's many alcoholics. Let's hope there's no riots. #CaledoniaProblems