Caley Chessher

best wishes, warmest regards

[Meech @MediumSizeMeech]

He's so real for that

[ᗰᗩƳᖇᗩ @LePapillonBlu2]

I’m just going to leave this here.

[Concerned Parent in North Texas @ZachRunsThings]

Democrats are making such a big deal about crashing Zoom. It’s so desperate. Republicans at the RNC crashed Grindr and you don’t see them out here going on and on about it. 💁🏼‍♀️🙄

[lena ⸆⸉ @redwinets]

i hate it here so i will go to secret gardens in my mind

[Melech. @MelechThomas]

He look like a racist Care Bear

[hannah @hannnahkristine]

Neither of them knows how to ball or knows Aristotle, so what’s the point

[tatyana ;) @tatbaee]

“what do u bring to the table?”

[Monica Lewinsky (she/her) @MonicaLewinsky]

you wouldn’t last an hour in the asylum where they raised me.

[Steven Sullivan ❤️‍🔥 @Stevensully99]

I can’t believe the 2 re-records new album pattern people were right. I’m sorry I called y’all crazy

[R. @midnightstrack2]

listening to listening to
1989 in 2014 1989 tv in 2023

[Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez @AOC]

Boy math is needing 15 attempts to count the votes correctly to become Speaker and then shutting down the government 9 months later

[Eras Tour Resell @ErasTourResell]

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[Beto O'Rourke @BetoORourke]

Governor Abbott, if you have any decency, you will immediately withdraw from this weekend’s NRA convention and urge them to hold it anywhere but Texas.

[Caley Chessher @Caley_chessher]

Apparently I’m too gullible cause I went to get my car inspected and this guy had me believing the guy who does inspections can’t drive a manual and asked “is it a big deal if something happens to the car?” 🤦🏼‍♀️🤦🏼‍♀️🤦🏼‍♀️

[Caley Chessher @Caley_chessher]

Oh your boyfriend’s locked in on the super bowl right now?

Mine is explaining his cereal box conspiracy theories to me

[Skyler Higley @skyler_higley]

There should also be a Hueyville and Deweyville in Kentucky.

[Caley Chessher @Caley_chessher]

Taylor Swift should just give Spotify the same Joe Rogan ultimatum. There’s no way they’d let her go again

[Count (Finance Director for Big Bird - Parody) @bulletinnetork]

One! I count one Steve Bannon going to prison!