Caley Merchant

London/cotswolds

[Caley Merchant @CaleyMerchant]

@SkyHelpTeam Over 24 hours and my TV still won’t turn on. Your ‘fix’ also doesn’t work! This is absolutely appalling. When is the fix expected?

[Caley Merchant @CaleyMerchant]

My dominos delivery turned up whilst I was at the door collecting my deliveroo order FFS

[henry joce @henry_joce]

i say “no worries if not!” knowing full well that if not, there will be worries

[Caley Merchant @CaleyMerchant]

We’ve been trying to buy a house for SUCH a long time with no success, I’m so tempted to just travel for a year or so instead 🥲

[Caley Merchant @CaleyMerchant]

Nothing better than wearing all black every day

[Caley Merchant @CaleyMerchant]

How can my playlisy go from Bon Jovi to Frank Sinatra to Stormzy?!?

[Caley Merchant @CaleyMerchant]

Shout out to Call of Duty for bringing out an update on Valentine’s Day, looking out for us 😂 #CallofDuty #ValentinesDay

[Caley Merchant @CaleyMerchant]

@emeraldann69 @DeLonghiUK

[Caley Merchant @CaleyMerchant]

I think I need to book a flight to LA

[Caley Merchant @CaleyMerchant]

I wish I could text my dog

[Caley Merchant @CaleyMerchant]

Can’t believe I haven’t danced for over three years?!?

[Caley Merchant @CaleyMerchant]

What’s the point in out of office if you’re still demanding a response? 👀

[Caley Merchant @CaleyMerchant]

Really feel I need to be blonde again

[Caley Merchant @CaleyMerchant]

I love coming home because every dog you see is a spaniel

[Caley Merchant @CaleyMerchant]

My friends supporting my mums new craft business is so so wholesome

[Caley Merchant @CaleyMerchant]

First Christmas film of the year, this is an acceptable date right?!

[Caley Merchant @CaleyMerchant]

I’m so ready for more, I just don’t know what more is?

[Caley Merchant @CaleyMerchant]

If having a hot chocolate with breakfast doesn’t explain how I’m feeling at the moment, then I don’t know what will

[Caley Merchant @CaleyMerchant]

Never needed a holiday more

[Caley Merchant @CaleyMerchant]

Sorta just don’t know what I’m doing ya know?!