Calgorithm Department Of Transportation

Keeping the Calgorithm and the Woke Agenda moving forward, all in service to Dark Lord Oski

[Calgorithm Department Of Transportation @Calgorithm_DOT]

That’s why they’re our GOAT and why Alpha BART is better than beta cuck everything else.🫡

[BART @SFBART]

Unlike many rail systems around the country, BART is not implementing surge pricing for FIFA. Riders pay the regular fare.

[Calgorithm Department Of Transportation @Calgorithm_DOT]

As the #Calgorithm sojourns to San Diego the DOT would like to remind all patriots who remains the public transit GOAT. Hint: It’s not the @sdmts whose social media game is not up to the standard Bay Area residents are accustomed to. Take notes, trolley.

[BART @SFBART]

📺 We dropped our 3rd Cab Cam video! You’re watching sped-up footage of the Yellow Line from SFO to Antioch.

Head to our YouTube channel at https://t.co/UspwyEiaBI for the full video.

[Brick Morse @docsuess84]

Ok. 🙂

In all seriousness @SDSU and @AztecFB fans please find a fully arranged NES/Famicom #Caltendo version of your fight song in the reply post below.
#Calgorithm

[Brick Morse @docsuess84]

Toot toot.

#Calgorithm
@CalFootball
@calfootballpr
@RonRivera80

[Brick Morse @docsuess84]

Dark Lord Oski’s Mascot Punch-Out returns for Week 3. Gopher fans, if you did not get the fleshed out hardware accurate NES/Famicom version of “Minnesota Rouser” when I posted it earlier, please find it in the comment below along with a download link if you want a copy.
#Calgorithm
#Caltendo

[Calgorithm Department Of Transportation @Calgorithm_DOT]

Many of our #Calgorithm patriots remember our highly scientific analysis comparing opposition public transit systems with the people’s transit champion @SFBART . DOT has likewise completed a study with a comparison of @MetroTransitMN and would like to present our findings.

[Calgorithm Department Of Transportation @Calgorithm_DOT]

Stay safe, patriots. We’ll see you in Berkeley.

[The Toshening @Fyght4Cal]

.@CalRho wheelin’ our way to The Bay! Sold 5 more ⁦@CalFootball⁩ tix today #ABC #RollonyouBears #BlackatCal #BeatTSU

[Calgorithm Department Of Transportation @Calgorithm_DOT]

Excellent gameday advice and information from our partners at AC Transit.

[AC Transit @rideact]

It's football time! Cheer on @CalFootball as they take on Texas Southern.

Skip the parking stress, take the bus or connect to @SFBART to Downtown Berkeley and head to the game!

Trip Plan: https://t.co/i1BOYBtB95
Detours: https://t.co/YAWMVtz8Ly | https://t.co/CPbdYxqIY7

[Calgorithm Department Of Transportation @Calgorithm_DOT]

Patriots, as the masses descend upon Strawberry Canyon tomorrow, make sure to follow @SFBART and @SFBARTalert if you plan on using the #Calgorithm s transit champion. The City of Berkeley provided a helpful guide regarding transit and parking on Gameday.
https://t.co/ZkWsdjh3Dw

[Ghost @GhostofGarbers]

Hello! Like this tweet if you want Cal Bear legend Amy Trask at the SDSU game

[Calgorithm Department Of Transportation @Calgorithm_DOT]

@philatticus @MikeHotDogMayor

[Calgorithm Department Of Transportation @Calgorithm_DOT]

@TomeiTyler Employees cited a desire for more explosions and beer in the workplace.

[Calgorithm Department Of Transportation @Calgorithm_DOT]

Effective immediately, all Calgorithm DOT employees have requested transfer to the ATF and this account will not be active. If any Calgorithm patriots are interested in employment with the DOT please inquire with a member of the Calgorithm administration.

[Calgorithm Department Of Transportation @Calgorithm_DOT]

@Calgorithm_DOD Keeping our Calgorithm patriots and allied forces moving is our greatest honor.

[Calgorithm Department of Labor @Calgorithm_DOL]

I would like to remind all planning on participating in the “Beaver Hunt” to actually understand what that means this time, ESPECIALLY IN THE WORK PLACE!!!

[Admiral Bear @AdmiralBear01]

@Oskisstraw @CalBearSquared @just_joe_57 @AGuyNamedNam Liberté, égalité, fraternité, Malört

[Calgorithm Department Of Transportation @Calgorithm_DOT]

The #Calgorithm DOT is dispatching road demo crews to the Corvallis Oregon area to deal with reported obstructions impeding road grading and maintenance. To avoid risk of injury or death, please do not come within proximity of any demo equipment/operations.
@Coach_Sooto

[Admiral Bear @AdmiralBear01]

@savanah2j ACC clears based on #Calgorithm alone, but throw in SMU, Miami, FSU, Clemson, NC State and Captain Andrew Luck and it's a wrap.

Let me know when the Big 12 publishes a book, produces a hit song and gets GameDay to show up. 🤷‍♂️

[Calgorithm Department Of Transportation @Calgorithm_DOT]

@CalDeptOfState @danorlovsky7 The Calgorithm Aviation Administration is very sorry for the inconvenience caused. The need to suspend all flights in order to not interfere with @JaronKeawe ‘s aerial assault was deemed necessary for the protection of the planes. https://t.co/NrLNKIVt5U

[Calgorithm Department Of Transportation @Calgorithm_DOT]

The #Calgorithm FAA will be grounding all flights for the foreseeable future in order to avoid midair collisions with @JaronKeawe s passing attack and to ensure a higher probability of #Drop50 occurring in the safest manner. We apologize for any inconvenience this may cause.

[Calgorithm Department Of Transportation @Calgorithm_DOT]

UC Berkeley launches craft beer just as Gen Z is abandoning alcohol https://t.co/WUCfCOYneS via @SFGate