TOMMY BONES

Artist/Gamer - WNC

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I hope everyone understands that the gas prices are high because of our own government, not Iran.

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At the end of the day, its rich vs poor. Always has been. You can add whatever labels and identifiers you want, but it is and always has been rich vs poor.

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Im not a Christian.
But, for those of you who are, lets say hypothetically that Netanyahu is the antichrist, would that make Trump the Whore of Babylon?

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@BhattiLaib9960 Looking good bro, dont let this cvnt get to you.

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@AbelExfil @LoochyTV "Supafly, yeah you like that? Who's your daddy? Who's your daddy, im ya daddy, why? Because I did this to yo momma..."

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@LoochyTV Newgrounds

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Every night my wife goes to sleep listening to an audio book and when I come to bed I usually lay there and listen to it as well. I just now found out, after hearing half the book, its A Court of Thorns and Roses.

Not too bad. Her sister seems like a bitch and her dad is weak.

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@Jesii_ca_M Yes, fat doesn't mean you can't be attractive. It means you have a fair amount more fat than other people.

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@Avabelly__ A dude in drag. Which is perfectly fine, nobody cares if you want to wear dresses and do your makeup, they just arent going to make a factual statement that you are a biological woman.

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@chubzdpt I didn't enjoy DMZ when I played it (shortly before Arc came out), but if it boosts itself up to Arc standards I could see myself enjoying it quite a bit.

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A doctor found that sticking your tongue out for 40 seconds reduces your cortisol faster than any other method, the patient went from 23mcg to 14mcg.

That being said, Lesbians must have incredibly low cortisol.

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"Sometimes it doesn't feel glamorous to be me" - Taylor Swift 'Elizabeth Taylor'

....stfu billionaire.

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3 weeks of drought followed by 3 straight weeks of rain, nature is having a moment.

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Some of these female singers are straight sirens. They could look like gremlins and still lure me off Odysseus' ship.

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So, longshot here, but what if Trump negotiated so much beef importation to China, because theyre dropping lonestar ticks everywhere to make Americans allergic to beef. So essentially we become a booming beef industry again, but we can't even eat it, so now we have to sell it all

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@jgraydigital I love strawberries, how can I be as retarded as you?

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@AntiWokeMemes In your pants.

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@awkwardgoogle If he gets more time than the driver....

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@AntiWokeMemes 14 bc I know the little trick to calculate 20% and im not putting any more brain power into it.

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Do you think pedophiles would make good fertilizer?
Or do you think they'd taint the vegetables?