shoutout to my surgeon who told me post surgery he put my scar as high as possible so I could still wear a tankini as if i’m not the resident Naked Neighbor ™
unfortunately I have come to the conclusion that the devils have a false sense of their goal scoring ability because they’re practicing against markstrom
never forget a few days after I had a liver transplant they made me take a pregnancy test before a biopsy. like baby girls you were JUST inside of my body… did you SEE a baby???? (also I was 15 and incapable of moving for like a year at that point)
best part of being in a lesbian relationship is i’m in the bedroom watching the devils game; she’s in the living room watching the gotham game & we are sharing tweets back and forth. perfect.