Sativa Plath

i just say things

[Sativa Plath @CAlien__]

my brain is 385573892 years old. wow. the depth. the knowledge. my mind. incredible.

[New York Post @nypost]

Smoking weed ages your brain by almost 3 years https://t.co/KhLf4OGJ9V

[r͛ @9lsvq]

i think my purpose in life is to do whatever the fuck i want honestly

[oatmeal influencer @acechhh]

I believe her

[Sativa Plath @CAlien__]

I love library books because why tf am I two pages in and someone already dogearred pages 4 & 5. just put the book down!! you can’t read!!!

[Sativa Plath @CAlien__]

giving the worst possible relationship advice to my downstairs neighbor because she’s only 25 so what difference does it really make >>>>

[𝔡𝔢𝔷𝔦 @schmezi]

this too shall turn into a whole thing

[Sativa Plath @CAlien__]

shoutout to my surgeon who told me post surgery he put my scar as high as possible so I could still wear a tankini as if i’m not the resident Naked Neighbor ™

[Buck @Buck36043Buck]

My weather app just told me to go smoke a joint on the patio

[princessface @mainslayrrr]

is he fun to be around or am i fun and he’s around

[“Bad” Billy Pratt @KILLTOPARTY]

I love her so much

[Sativa Plath @CAlien__]

one thing about my unhoused friend?? he can literally see me coming from a mile away

[Sativa Plath @CAlien__]

@Shmergzzz @ me next time

[Adam London @_adamlondon]

watching the bad bunny show from the front row of the super bowl

[Sativa Plath @CAlien__]

@_adamlondon Great Tweet ™

[Sativa Plath @CAlien__]

@TheBrattPack63 Great Tweet ™

[Sativa Plath @CAlien__]

unfortunately I have come to the conclusion that the devils have a false sense of their goal scoring ability because they’re practicing against markstrom

[Sativa Plath @CAlien__]

never forget a few days after I had a liver transplant they made me take a pregnancy test before a biopsy. like baby girls you were JUST inside of my body… did you SEE a baby???? (also I was 15 and incapable of moving for like a year at that point)

[Sarah Everett @goddammitsarah]

being told to take a pregnancy test before a procedure when I've told them I'm not pregnant and there's no chance I could be pregnant

[e l l a 🇨🇦 @blondehotcoffee]

the most beautiful women you know are not allowed to eat grapefruit

[Sativa Plath @CAlien__]

@Shmergzzz large tub + 8-12 twizzlers

[Sativa Plath @CAlien__]

best part of being in a lesbian relationship is i’m in the bedroom watching the devils game; she’s in the living room watching the gotham game & we are sharing tweets back and forth. perfect.