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Don't you worry momma, your boy is a goner. IG: drummerdude10107

[Chris Williams 又 @califoneChris]

I swear one day, we'll be able to earn degrees through YouTube. I'm calling it right now.

[more_meat_loaf @more_meat_loaf]

Tom Cruise: I do my own stunts
Bug: hold my beer bitch

[Chris Williams 又 @califoneChris]

@CuisineInfamous @policelawnews It sounds like the door hitting the wall. Sounds too quiet to have been a shot.

[Chris Williams 又 @califoneChris]

@policelawnews So nobody heard the sound that engine was making when he put that police car straight into Park while it was still moving? 💀😬😮‍💨

[Chris Williams 又 @califoneChris]

@shutupsaoirs3 @theneedledrop No, that's BoyBoy West Coast.

[Massimo @Rainmaker1973]

If you were born between 1992 and 1999, studies show you got the rarest version of childhood.

People born between 1992 and 1999 belong to a unique micro-generation known as Zillennials. They experienced a rare cultural sweet spot because they are the last group to remember a fully analog childhood but the first to navigate a completely digital adolescence.

During their early years, life was fundamentally unplugged. They played outside until the streetlights came on, watched movies on VHS tapes, and used landlines to call friends. Entertainment required physical presence and imagination, creating a childhood detached from constant public scrutiny or online validation.

As they entered middle and high school, the world shifted beneath them. They witnessed the birth of the modern internet, the launch of the first smartphones, and the rise of early social media platforms like Myspace and Facebook. They did not grow up with tablets as toddlers, but they were tech-savvy enough to adopt new devices instantly as teenagers.

This specific timing created a generation that acts as a linguistic and cultural bridge. They understand the slow pace of the pre-internet era, yet they are entirely fluent in modern digital culture. This dual perspective gives them a rare form of adaptability, allowing them to relate equally to older adults and younger digital natives.

[NOBUNAGA🇯🇵🏯_夏樹蒼依 @japan_nobunaga]

I went to In-N-Out and ordered a cheeseburger. The cashier, a calm young woman named Destiny, asked me a question I did not expect.

"You want that Animal Style?"

I paused.

I did not know what this meant. But a samurai does not admit he does not know. So I answered with weight.

"...Animal Style."

"Cool. So that's mustard-grilled, extra spread, grilled onions, pickles. Yeah?"

I understood now. This was a sacred permission. For one meal, I was being told to put down my manners at the door. To eat the way a beast eats, without shame. I had waited my whole life for someone to give me this order.

"Yes," I said. "I will become the animal."

Destiny did not blink. "...Okay. You want your fries Animal Style too?"

I stopped. Even the potatoes?

"The potatoes also become animals?"

"I mean, they get cheese and sauce and grilled onions, so..."

"Then yes. Let the potatoes abandon their restraint as well."

"...Got it." She was the calmest woman I have ever met. "3x3, 4x4, or just the one?"

I did not know these numbers, but I knew a challenge when I heard one. "How many must I face?"

"It's, like, how many patties you want."

"How many is the most honorable?"

"...Four is a lot."

"Then four. A warrior does not ask for fewer."

She wrote it down without argument. A 4x4, Animal Style, with animal fries. She warned me once, kindly. "That's gonna be huge." I told her I was counting on it.

It arrived. It was a tower. Cheese and sauce ran down my hands the moment I lifted it. There was no clean way to eat it. There was no dignified way. That was the entire point.

I ate it like a beast. Both hands, no honor, grilled onion on my chin, and I have to be honest with you, it was the best thing I have ever put in my mouth.

For thirty years I have kept my manners at every table in the world.

They handed me a burger and told me to be an animal, and I have never felt so free.

So tell me, America.

The whole country knows the secret menu. What else are you hiding in plain sight?

And "Animal Style." Was I eating the animal, or finally becoming one?

[Chris Williams 又 @califoneChris]

@stylishVeee @TaraBull I thought you were gonna say the original version of Let's Get It Started by the Black Eyed Peas. 😭😭

[Chris Williams 又 @califoneChris]

@Y68116Yvette @MarioNawfal It's a real video but it's up old. Idk why they're posting this like it just happened.

[Chris Williams 又 @califoneChris]

@DoggieWish @HIDEO_KOJIMA_EN Idk but the movie can't compete with the manga. As much as I actually like the movie. There's just so much in the story.

[HIDEO_KOJIMA @HIDEO_KOJIMA_EN]

I was going to read a book, but found out that the uncut version of “AKIRA” is on TV tonight, so I decided to watch that—even though I have the 4K UHD.

[Chris Williams 又 @califoneChris]

@rawsalerts Coulda just been someone in a temporarily restricted airspace.

[Viral vortex @Viral_vortex1]

@raphousetv2 Teen’s reaction to his first paycheck from McDonald’s 🥹🙏

[Chris Williams 又 @califoneChris]

@pramethicine17 @AkademiksTV This page isn't run by Ak.

[Chris Williams 又 @califoneChris]

@CathyMa51550771 @ABC7 They shot him after the fact.

[Chris Williams 又 @califoneChris]

@ViDevi2 @KTLA It's not the process, it's whoever is training them. Done right, getting your license is actually pretty difficult and people that shouldn't be flying, do get passed along to completion anyway.

[Chris Williams 又 @califoneChris]

@willnights1 This reminds me of the outrage of when Eminem first came out. 😂

[Chris Williams 又 @califoneChris]

@THEREALRTU If you wanna stop making videos then I understand but deleting the whole channel is crazy. I can't speak for everyone else but aside from watching the current videos, I enjoy going to the video from 10 years ago, when I started watching the channel.

[Chris Williams 又 @califoneChris]

@perdimipizza @H54355Know @PicturesFoIder I've seen videos of those little jumping spiders and it seems like they like to play too.

[Chris Williams 又 @califoneChris]

@DanCohe26801032 @monicamonroe @ABC7 5 Guys charges way too much. I like the fries but everything else is average.

[Chris Williams 又 @califoneChris]

@tylerduran21 @geoffkeighley @telltalegames I think they meant like, currently in production.