Calikev

19, here for a good time :3

[🔞 | Prince Dragón | CLOSED COMMS @PrinceDragonsfw]

The girl with the huge butt in helluva boss was promoted to do advertising for the company 🍑

[da fish doin dumb shit @Timbergillz]

What’s your favorite line

Anthrocon one of many panels:

“We staff like to play spot the fed because they’re multiple agency’s that attend the con”

Close number2 “the room with really expensive antenna…that’s the furries”

“The room with the shitty antenna…that’s the fbi”

[shuckle @ssshuckle]

toph

[normal doll @evrenescent]

maturity is realizing virginity is a choice.

last year i locked in and downloaded grindr and within 24 hours there was a girl in my bed. we are still friends.

you just need to do things. if you wait for someone to come save you youll just be waiting for the rest of your life

[The Reticent Racunteur @LiamBeUponYe]

I love the use of the word generally implying that there are very specific situations where the shirt is a good idea

[gta Michael De Santa @grandtheftpaper]

Happy 4th of July except for

Billionaires
Cannibals
Hipsters
FIB agents
The LSPD
The IAA

But especially hipsters.

[Ი𐑼 @BlTEMEFANBOY]

he was also the first autistic person in 2013

[morty @findmorty]

banger

[Ი𐑼 @BlTEMEFANBOY]

yes i think they’re going to make fun of stupid white ppl in the game based in florida

[Harper @_autophage]

"stop joking about being into feet youll give urself an actually foot fetish" is there actually any reason not to just keep giving myself more kinks? why shouldnt i lust for the whole world?

[Jack468 @jack840A]

Random fact: Volodymyr Zelenskyy voiced Red in The Angry Birds Movie Ukraine Dub. (Yes, the current President of Ukraine)

[kez ( ° – ° ) @kezottle]

im fucking crying what i thought it was only like 4 times

[est 🐙 @fenceurs]

i swear i’ve never seen such an obviously queer-coded game get co-opted by right wingers as much as deltarune has been wtf

[Poe's Law, Esq: Poe's Lawyer @dyingscribe]

RIP Michelle Trachtenberg

I'd know her voice anywhere