imperial pastry sour

opals crave electrolytes | HnK/Lotl, SINoALICE |

as old as the internet | they/them spanish: le/elle | ultrawhite half Mexican

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I'm like 95% ghost shit posting tbh

[imperial pastry sour @CaliKingDead]

this message brought to you by my lemon mead from 2021 having sat long enough to taste good instead of like pinesol

[imperial pastry sour @CaliKingDead]

if a lich started making human mummy confection/mellified man (basically corpse steeped honey) using their own body, is that equivalent to gamer girl bathwater?

[imperial pastry sour @CaliKingDead]

still vaguely offended that t**sh keeps being weird at e**rich about necromancy when I, another necromancer-background person, am RIGHT THERE and wearing no less than 10 depictions of skeletons on my person at any given time. be weird AT ME

[imperial pastry sour @CaliKingDead]

maybe 2025 is the year I have a quarter life crisis and go all in on the melon soda man in the loud suit from the rapping anime

cringe is dead. long live cringe

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coming back to x dot com exclusively to shitpost about necromancy is very on brand

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hezenkoss ma'am can you pls email me your thesis paper I just wanna see what steps you skipped and where you fucked up e x a c t l y but it's being paywalled by the lich cops 😢

[imperial pastry sour @CaliKingDead]

i was complimented on shared notes I forgot to clean up nicely. this is not the first time this has happened

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as far as distinctive writing voices go, I suppose you could do worse than "stream of consciousness shitpost tweets"

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@nyarlychan @Hairspring dorfl

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@Hairspring @nyarlychan @AstheCrowTries @thekroog i have read exactly one discworld book and it was Feet of Clay because i heard it had golems in it

[imperial pastry sour @CaliKingDead]

it is only when I can have a set of wicked cool self-replacing shark teeth that I will know science has gone far enough

[imperial pastry sour @CaliKingDead]

disappointed to discover that "biohacking" appears to be synonymous with "how do I minmax dietary supplements" and not "how do I set up an ethically questionable cr1spr lab in my garage"

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@Ellensama Well ...

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everybody watch Den-Noh Coil okay

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the revolving door turns because I came back to say there's a lot of really good plant horror in manga right now with wild strawberry running in jump and f//oo//l night running in big comic superior

think about it! plantfucking is the future!

[imperial pastry sour @CaliKingDead]

I made exactly one note during the time I had a fever and it was

"never mind the bollocks here's the sex pollen"

i will be shocked if there are no existing fanworks using this

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thought about it more and the conclusion I came to:

high fantasy plantfucking doujin anthology featuring amorphophallus titanum, carnivorous plant gijinka, Audrey the ??? and alraune called Never Mind The Bollocks Here's The Sex Pollen

i'll see myself out

[imperial pastry sour @CaliKingDead]

@verdaenoir @alamort thank god

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@verdaenoir could do fine yellow splatter or fuzzy pom poms on the green on pink

[imperial pastry sour @CaliKingDead]

@verdaenoir pink on yellow or green on pink?

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@alamort I hope there is but even if you ask me that, I genuinely have no idea