Calista Porter

coffee, cats, and creativity.

[Calista Porter @CalistaPorter]

I'm not kidding you, being in your 20s is such a wild time.

I got friends getting engaged/married, some having babies, some graduating with a Masters/PhD, etc

and I just taught myself how to make stir fry for the first time tonight.

....we all have our own personal milestones.

[Calista Porter @CalistaPorter]

im seriously concerned that dog owners do not realize how bad their dog does, in fact, smell

[Calista Porter @CalistaPorter]

Andrew Garfield and Ben Schwartz are the same human just different fonts.

[Calista Porter @CalistaPorter]

https://t.co/owuzLfaqsp

[Calista Porter @CalistaPorter]

how do I give Andrew Garfield my number, asking for a friend

[Calista Porter @CalistaPorter]

@Mr_Sam_Brown

[Calista Porter @CalistaPorter]

@RiahhCarrie YOU DESERVE A WIN FINALLY 👏🏻🤍👏🏻

[Calista Porter @CalistaPorter]

Would've, Could've, Should've is Haunted's older sister, thank you

#TSmidnighTS

[Calista Porter @CalistaPorter]

@graciousswift13 THATS WHO IT WAS, IVE BEEN TRYING TO FIGURE IT OUT ALL DAY

[saoirse ronan files @saoirsefiles]

he wanted a bride, i was making my own name

[mae @cowboylikemae]

labyrinth is for the girls that pick their insecurities apart piece by piece, academic burnout girlies, girls who are afraid of change, and girls who are afraid of giving their hearts away because they might get hurt

[kp @kp_undercover]

taylor pls know your audience better 😭
#TSmidnightTS

[🪩 eME!rald ☁️ @hushmirrorball]

the 3am songs were gorgeous, could I tell you their lyrics? no. their names? also no. but I do know they were all phenomenal and I am sleep deprived

[Calista Porter @CalistaPorter]

3AM EDITION #tsmidnights

[Lauren Hickman @laurenhickman18]

Swifties signing up for Prime Video to watch Thursday Night Football tonight #TSmidnightTS

[Calista Porter @CalistaPorter]

I want to be emma stone when I grow up

[Calista Porter @CalistaPorter]

Men will really flirt with you for two weeks, ghost you, then watch your insta story for the rest of your life

[✯ @robb8rs]

sometimes i wish taylor swift and matty healy really did date because the songs we would’ve gotten from their breakup would’ve been insane

[Calista Porter @CalistaPorter]

update: I’ve been listening to Owl City again and it’s giving nOsTaLgIa ✨

[Calista Porter @CalistaPorter]

Tbh it’s because I think Gwen deserved so much better and MJ kinda sucks lol

but whY DO I HAVE AN OPINION ABOUT THIS STUFF NOW

[Calista Porter @CalistaPorter]

Right now, at 11:44pm on a Monday, I am googling the situation about Gwen vs MJ in the Spider-Man world

who aM I?!¿

HOW DID I END UP HERE