Jan Kemp

Skeptic, Writer, Feminist and Therapist. Give life everything you've got. It'll return the favor ten times over. 🙂

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@jannarden Totally don't believe that! She's not that kind of person!

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Every.Grateful.Moment

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@captrandom @In_Twittaland Yet life can, and will go on...

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@heyangelicamay https://t.co/Z0YAoFkrdc!

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Just zip it and wear the mask, even if you hate it. You'll hate being on a vent so much more...

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The sun is a golden orange iris in the sky. Being watched like this makes me nervous.

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This house has become the most beautiful cage in the world. Now I want out.

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@ramblingsloa @Lynne_Jean Yes! Absolutely.

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Wake up in the morning and be grateful for every little thing. Today I'm grateful for my toes. They're far enough away from me that they cant get into trouble with the rest of me.

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My manuscript is waiting for work to end and the real writing to restart....

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I'm going to James Blunt the day away

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If it's a dog's life, I'll take hers please! Lucky girl! 😉

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Sickness logic:

Mirror: Jeezus Jan. Your skin is green and your eyes are blood shot!

Me: Don't be jealous of me because I'm beautiful. 😉

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@dailycoyote I love this! ❤

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@jannarden

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@deblandic Yes it sure does, and now it comes in invisible. Ha ha. 😉

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@MomOnFire - Love it!

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@autumn2626 Nope! I'll pencil you in. You'll love her, even though she's got a green tongue and is sporting shiny purple yoga pants!

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He: This job'll only take a couple of hours. Honest. It's a cake walk.

Me, 7 1/2 hours later: It's been a slice (of cake). I'm going to bed

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@autumn2626 You're so right!