Christopher Keane

Dabbler, student of life, introspect. Digger of dirt, catcher of fish, reader of books. Pursuer of curiosity, RPG Fan, and Guardian of my realm.

[Christopher Keane @Calithan]

@Andrewnsnyder The oldest epic poem in the English language.

[Christopher Keane @Calithan]

@A_DungeonDelver Trying to summon a great old one (rum and coke) I see.

[Christopher Keane @Calithan]

@KyleOwe02309720 Nyssa said, "Meow." I can only assume it means "Hello." However it might mean, "Get that thing out of my face before I rip the flesh from your hand." Stupid kitty.

[Christopher Keane @Calithan]

@KyleOwe02309720 It certainly isn't mowing. Woke up to more rain. Can't complain, though. The area was in a drought going into winter. I do have vacuuming to do, so should prolly do that.
On a side note, one of the cats just wiped it's drippy nose on my shirt, leaving a wet spot.

[Christopher Keane @Calithan]

@wjwheeler54 In some locations there are allegations that Walmart pre-packaged meat is showing greater weight on the labels than what the product actually weights. Check the weight on a scale before buying.

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@KyleOwe02309720 Battery charged, oil changed, and leaky tire filled. Other than checking my oil tomorrow, Rocinante is ready to ride!
Left me feeling manly, so had to play "The Man Song" in celebration. https://t.co/wG9xmdgNeY

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@KyleOwe02309720 Might I recommend The Funky Chicken? Seems like it'd be perfect for you! 🤣 https://t.co/uBZxZIDKgh

[Christopher Keane @Calithan]

@KyleOwe02309720 @AuthorJannyB Amazingly, yes!

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@KyleOwe02309720 @AuthorJannyB We survived last night's storm. Dropped 1.8" of rain, produced one helluva light show, and knocked out our power for eight hours. Spent part of the morning collecting everything that blew away. If it wasn't for a post and a planter pot, the smoker would've sailed off the patio.

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@KyleOwe02309720 @AuthorJannyB The onions were planted yesterday, along with two northern high-bush blueberry plants. Today it was another pepper and five eggplants. Once I get the other beds cleaned up the peanuts are going in.
Also picked up the wife and reassembled the motion control assembly on the mower.

[Christopher Keane @Calithan]

@RupertFiction @KyleOwe02309720 Stu, short for Stewart.

[Christopher Keane @Calithan]

@KyleOwe02309720 "Fled" up? "Filled" up! Damn autocorrect!

[Christopher Keane @Calithan]

@KyleOwe02309720 They weren't planted yet. Heck, the bed wasn't even fled up.
Behold! Eighty sq ft of raised bed space!

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[MERICA MEMED @Mericamemed]

"You are not in any danger" 😂

[Christopher Keane @Calithan]

What's the safe word? Quench? 😆

[Christopher Keane @Calithan]

Bookmarking for my students. 😁

[John Donoghue @JohnDonoghue64]

Why spelling is important…