chinga tu madre

halfway down. lord forgive me

[chinga tu madre @CalixtoDelRey]

I’ve met god tonight #LanaDelRey

[ℌ𝔞𝔩𝔢𝔶𝔅𝔬𝔬 @Haley_B00]

Throw back to my last job where I was helping a dude born on 9/11/2001 and I had to keep a straight face while helping him with an application.

Then, through normal conversation, he mentioned he was a twin.

Best day of my life.

[misa! @misak1nz]

how it feels after you calm down

[Folly👄 @wtffolly_]

He is so dramatic

[Wyn 🌸 @Wynorrific]

Twitter rn

[Luis Vercetti @97Vercetti]

“You saw me at the bar & didn’t say hi???”

Me at the bar:

[riri☆ @danyissm]

Daenerys being literate despite living on the streets most of her life Viserys was putting belt to ass during her reading lessons on the run “we MIGHT be broke as fuck but never illiterate”

[HARLEY SPICE @Harleyspice_]

I found my wedding dress at Goodwill for $8. I was fixing a loose thread at home when I felt something crinkly inside the lining. I thought it was just extra padding, but it was a tiny pocket sewn shut. I carefully opened it and there was $100 folded inside a note. The note said: "To the next bride who wears this dress - first year is tough, but worth it. Dinner on us. 54 years together - M & J

[State of Palestine @Palestine_UN]

Palestinian children watch Lion King in Gaza.

📸 Omar Ashtawy

[CHIEF i k u k u 1 🇳🇴 @IEruona]

Pushed my Saturday chores to Sunday, and now Sunday has arrived

[brandon* @brndxix]

every zohran mamdani headline

[Molly @divinemsmolly]

After those Bianca photos, I genuinely think seeing Jinkx painted by Plastique would send me into cardiac arrest

[Melanie Bracewell @meladoodle]

I paid 15 dollars for wifi on my flight meanwhile the guy next to me just has 100 TikToks saved to his camera roll, he’s scrolling through his gallery cracking up. Obsessed with him.

[mika @mikasagrada]

“2027 é daqui 3 meses”

eu, que perdi a noção do tempo desde 2019:

[pop culture gal @allurequinn]

happy bisexual visibility month

[مستر @5_8fm]

فتاة كولومبية تحب الرسم وكانت تتمنى ان يكون معها صندوق ادوات رسم متكاملة

وفي عيد ميلادها قررت اختها الكبيره تحقيق امنيتها وقامت بشراءه لها كهدية واثناء الاحتفال بعيد ميلادها تفاجئت بهدية كانت تتمناها طوال حياتها وتجمدت للحظات ولم تستوعب ما رأته

لانها لم تكن تتوقع ابدا الحصول عليها بسبب تكلفتها العاليه

[Democrats Deliver @DemzDeliver]

🚨 Zohran Mamdani bans the use of AI in NYC public schools.

[Gastón🫀 @gastonfyp]

Gmail cuando me conecto desde otro dispositivo

[porongu.uda @fic5c]

naruto dame las fuerzas para no rendirme