Dearest 💙 shedtwt

canadian faggottini 🍁🏳️‍🌈
2tone skank skaddicted to ska
not very funny unless you get lucky

#shedtwt

[Dearest 💙 shedtwt @Call_meDearest]

I'm so funny guys... *chuckles* like... yknow *chuckles again* Jerry Seinfeld um... actually wanted to like... thank me personally... you know for like.... for being so funny... ahah... yeah... im like... kinda funny *clears throat and adjusts super funny colourful 3-piece suit*

[Dearest 💙 shedtwt @Call_meDearest]

I wish I had a real justification for what I've become

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Typa shit the white house be posting

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Just wrecked some ranked RL tryhards with a random femboy from Turkey. I'd describe the experience to be somewhere between these two images

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How it feels to play ranked rocket league stoned

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Zooted off my proverbial gourd

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when that late-night existential self-hatred hits you again in the morning

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@yourwifeaintsxy @LengkeyLucius Old Twitter

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I love the way my scars glint in the light when they're nice and healed

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Plans:

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Stoned again

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Stoned again

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I just got Mvp in a public match of For Honor

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For Honor multiplayer is shockingly playable. I expected instant death and was met with Star Wars Battlefront 2 but medieval

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Hey guys, what doing?!

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i hate myself

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@ParanoidFacade I think i see the problem here, twitter caught you tweeting! They don't really like it when you do that anymore.
Don't worry, 70% of participants survive the challenge

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Hey les quinguès, how ya doin today? I'm high

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Oh god

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@chinadara