Tradie boyfriend

My boyfriend thinks he's funny. He's also a tradie.

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Boyfriend meal prep. #mealprep #tradie #boyfriend

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B: are you Christian?
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Because you Babylon

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Friend: it's windy enough to blow an umbrella inside out
B: it's windy enough to blow his toupè off

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B: I don't trust these stairs, I think they are up to something.

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Today we visited the @RoyalAustMint. I want to ask some questions, B thinks I should ask if the staff are coin-noisseurs..

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I'm telling a story about that one time I was in Budapest. B turns to me, expression blank: I'm the Buddha, you're the pest.

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B: does this remind you of when you stand around the couldren and stir it?

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Out for lunch and we see a couple holding multiple helium balloons
I say: Why don't you buy me balloons?
B says: Because of inflation.

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Got a text, B's working at a daycare centre
B: There was a kidnapping while I was working
*Start to freak out*
B: I accidentally woke him up

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Following B around Japan like
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#tradie #boyfriend #Japan #travel

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#tradielife

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B: I'm very organised.

What?! No you're not.

B: Yes I am, I have a liver and kidneys and stomach

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B: I can only count to 10. After that I need to take my shoes off.

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Sister sends American care package.

B: We can use them at Sundays BBQ. I hope there's enough or we'll need s'more.

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#tradielife

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Friend: where do you park your motorbike?

B: oh in the bat cave. Just go down and do a u-turn and your there.

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We're at a party tonight

Friend: why are you sitting in the floor?

B: I just want to be grounded.

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We're looking at sleeping bags.

B: I'll just pull out my handy pocket guide

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When we discuss fine dining.