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[Kyle Beckley @Kyle_Beckley]

@magills_ My dad said "soccer is for failing communist countries that export bananas." Gay was merely implied because he is a man of subtlety

[Callie @Callie3101]

@PhilHollowayEsq @cathyrusson Maybe I haven’t followed as closely as others, but I genuinely do not understand why this is going to trial? Didn’t he confess? Isn’t the evidence pretty clear? Can you explain, @PhilHollowayEsq ?

[kaitlin @thefactualprep]

oh man, the europeans, who kept their mouths shut as qatar built soccer stadiums with slave labor, are super mad over a questionable red card being overturned

[Comfortably Smug @ComfortablySmug]

I would like to wish everyone, including all haters and losers (of which, sadly, there are many) a truly happy and enjoyable 4th of July!

[Callie @Callie3101]

@nypost IT WAS SO GOOD!!!!

[Pub @PubWanghaf]

“You guys would have loved Shinzo. I called him Honest Abe, you know his last name was Abe right? And he wasn’t the first Honest Abe, frankly he was the second. But he was my friend.”

[Callie @Callie3101]

@mattvanswol Why is this “🚨#BREAKING” ?

[𝗦𝗵𝗼𝘄 𝗠𝗲 𝗧𝗵𝗲 𝗗𝗮𝘁𝗮 @txsalth2o]

@cartierfamilyZ You know how many American-born citizens serve in foreign governments?

Two

And one of them is the Pope.

[Comfortably Smug @ComfortablySmug]

Quick question: How many hatians are allowed inside your country club?

[Wholesome Side of 𝕏 @itsme_urstruly]

You are literally standing on a planet that grows peaches.
PEACHES.
Not to mention cucumbers, strawberries, kale, apples, blueberries, and DRAGONFRUIT.
Out of dirt.
I cannot stress this enough.
DIRT.

[. @playboicurrryy]

why do baby clothes have pockets they have no money or goals

[Steve 🇺🇸 @SteveLovesAmmo]

I would just like everyone to know that there was a brief time in the 1990’s you could pull up next to someone at a red light and ask if they had any mustard.

[David Zagaynov @DavidZagaynov]

The sheer scale of a trillion dollars can be hard to comprehend. Let me put it in perspective. You would be able to buy 42 miles of high speed rail in California with that much money.

[Kevin Patrick Mahaffey @dropalltables]

Oh yes, I remember that Bond film where the villain decarbonized the auto industry, brought fast internet to everyone on the planet, and helped paralyzed people interact with the world again.

[Szymanski @Szymansk_ii]

Next time you think of giving up, remember this photo of Elon in 2008.

[Jeff Eisenband @JeffEisenband]

Taylor Swift and Mariska Hargitay literally reenacted the Scottie Pippen-Michael Jordan Flu Game pic

[Callie @Callie3101]

@RuthlessPodcast @HolmesJosh @MichaelDuncan @JohnAshbrook Excellent segment. I wish you would mention Catherine Herridge. Seems to me Pelley and his ilk were all just fine with CH being ousted for trying to cover the laptop story.

[Callie @Callie3101]

@AzorTheReturn @lyndseyfifield You mean the gal who couldn’t even prove she had ever even met her “abuser”?

[Callie @Callie3101]

@mo_oakville @lyndseyfifield @lauferlaw “Sexually deviant qualifications” like Swalwell, Bill Clinton, Al Franken, Andrew Cuomo, Jim McGreevey and on and on? Definitely MAGA 🙄