Callie Maynard

[Callie Maynard @Callie_Maynard]

@UOHelpMe ordered shirt for engagement photo shoot in 3 days. Received wrong size. I do not have time to send it back and exchange for another size in 3 days. I don’t even have time to order a new one and get it shipped to me by then. I’m 3 hrs from a UO store.

[Callie Maynard @Callie_Maynard]

@UrbanOutfitters since you sent the wrong size shirt to me I do not have time to send it back and exchange for another size in the 3 days before our engagement photo shoot I ordered it for. I don’t even have time to order a new one and get it shipped to me by then.

[Callie Maynard @Callie_Maynard]

@UrbanOutfitters ordered a shirt for my engagement session this Wednesday. Just came in and you sent me an XS instead of the S I ordered.

[Callie Maynard @Callie_Maynard]

@jcpenney Shipped onesies to store bc it was cheaper & faster. Instead of 3-7 days it took 10. Missed the baby shower. @ pickup I was missing an item I paid for. Went back and the guy said there’s a shortage. He gave a refund but I’d like the product that says is in stock online

[Callie Maynard @Callie_Maynard]

@184bader Don’t act like you don’t say “i don’t care” anytime I ask you.

[Callie Maynard @Callie_Maynard]

@184bader Pretty sure you’d be more excited to take Hercules on a honeymoon vacation than me

[Callie Maynard @Callie_Maynard]

@184bader Need to train Hercules to do this for me lol

[Callie Maynard @Callie_Maynard]

@184bader I’m gonna start taking video.

[Callie Maynard @Callie_Maynard]

@stevemoakler if I go preorder your album right now will you send me your song “Thirty”?? My brother @CodyJMaynard is turning 30 on Friday and we NEED it to celebrate.

[Callie Maynard @Callie_Maynard]

@184bader https://t.co/VsUSxjTSIW

[Jacob Hester @JacobHester18]

When you really love Soccer, but your dad played Fullback for a living. 🤦🏻‍♂️🤷🏻‍♂️

[Maddie Applegate @maddieapplegate]

my insta explore page is full of those one girls. u know the 5’10 hot blonde ones that weigh like 107lbs and wear bell bottom jeans and crop tops w sunnies on. Do u get drunk food? why don’t u have acne? How do u have time to go to Cabo? I have questions

[Kelsi Spencer @kspen13]

If you’re looking for a woman who will happily wake up at 4am to make breakfast for you.

It’s not me.
I’m not your wife.
Only wake me up at 4am if the house is burning to the ground. https://t.co/ZSfOhHYKDD

[Callie Maynard @Callie_Maynard]

@CodyJMaynard

[Callie Maynard @Callie_Maynard]

@CodyJMaynard 😂😂💀 https://t.co/8cVqEPJme1

[Callie Maynard @Callie_Maynard]

@HaleyMilligann 1) Real friends- Camila Cabello🎶 2)forever determined to build a girl squad that are just nice & support each other💕

[Callie Maynard @Callie_Maynard]

Every morning I try to convince myself that my bed head looks like cute beach waves so I don’t have to straighten my hair.

[Callie Maynard @Callie_Maynard]

There’s a sudden influx of chocolate lab litters for sale popping up on Facebook and me and my bank account are feeling attacked