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written and produced by keke palmer

[maya adjacent @CallieGear]

@maya__isabella WHEN I TELL YOUUUUU

[autist @litteralyme0]

ADHD mfs when they haven’t perfected a hobby after 10 minutes

[maya adjacent @CallieGear]

@maya__isabella Bitch this has me cackling

[maya adjacent @CallieGear]

@maya__isabella SO PROUD MAMA!!

[maya adjacent @CallieGear]

@yurianmoreno24 Empty your damn pockets yurian

[maya adjacent @CallieGear]

Can someone tell Marcello Hernandez I said hi please for the love of god

[maya adjacent @CallieGear]

“You’re running a non-profit whore-ginazation”

[maya adjacent @CallieGear]

@maya__isabella I LOVE YOU

[maya adjacent @CallieGear]

@maya__isabella

[Brooklyn @bklynb4by]

HARLEQUIN MERCH OMGG

[callie adjacent @maya__isabella]

Dri was so beautiful in every way 🥹 I’m so lucky to have known her

[maya adjacent @CallieGear]

“So in theory, the bigger the dick the dumber they are.”
Jake: “Not true, I’m smart as a whip and hung like a horse.”

[maya adjacent @CallieGear]

Jake hasn’t sent me shit on Twitter in months but today he sent banger after banger

[Ripley Zor-El @HuntrixYuri_67]

How I feel going to work for the rest of my life knowing this mf got rich and famous for making a bj joke

[CHUCK INGLISH said it. @Chuckisdope]

That bitch look like Steve Harvey.

[Joey Monda @joeymonda]

WAIT A SECOND

[maya adjacent @CallieGear]

@maya__isabella The most mom shit you’ve ever said

[maya adjacent @CallieGear]

For reference: he is what I imagine the love child of Jonathan Groff and Gavin DeGraw would be

[maya adjacent @CallieGear]

Throwing in the Towel from The Outsiders musical has been stuck in my head for the last 24 hours ever since I saw it for the first time on TikTok. To the man who plays Sodapop: I need you biblically. Please give me a chance

[maya adjacent @CallieGear]

Can anyone get me in contact with Spencer from Smosh? I fear I need him biblically