Callie K.- isms

After tons of suggestions I've finally done it- this is a collection of stuff that my threenager, Callie K., has actually said. I couldn't make this stuff up.

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"Uhh Jeb your spit is leaking out of your mouth." #CallieKisms #puppylove #JebTheDog #firstpuppy #dogdrool

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@PhotoEnchanted how do they get chosen?

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CK: can I paint? Me: not right now CK: PLEASE can I paint? Me: I already gave you my answer. CK: but it was the wrong answer!! #threenager

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Me: Callie where are you? What are you doing?
CK: I'm in the bedroom! I'm not choking the cat! #CallieKisms #cat #silenceissuspicious

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"Don't cry for your mommy Knox. You can use my mommy, I don't need her right now." #geethanks #mommy #CallieKisms #ShesSoSweetThough

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"I love you more than a board."
#iloveyou #CallieKisms

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Callie K can't comment today because she's too busy throwing a fit that her socks do not match her shirt. #threenager #socks

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Ck:"Oooh I want #joesbbq !"
Mom: "not today"
Ck: "ugh! Forget it! I give up!!" #roughbeing3 #CallieKisms #toughlife

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"I only like turkey sandwiches when they don't have turkey and just have peanut butter and jelly." #CallieKisms #pbj #sandwich #lunchtime

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"Pink sparkles don't match silver sparkles MOM! You got this alllll wrong!" #fashionista #momdoesntknow #sparkles #CallieKisms

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"Dear Lord, thank you for my family and this nap and baby Jesus and candy canes. Amen!" #prayers #babyjesus #candycanes #CallieKisms

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"I'll turn my window into a lion, watch! Abracadabra! OUCH!!!! That darn lion bit me!!!" #abracadabra #shitmykidsays #CallieKisms

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"I don't like this song! I only like girl bunnies that play softball." #CallieKisms #softball #whatdoesthatevenmean

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"My ears hurt. I need to go to the #chiropractor like George and the man in the yellow hat." #curiousgeorge #shitmykidsays #CallieKisms

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"You know, the letter V! Like V is for gum!" #babygenius #CallieKisms #shitmykidsays

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Me: "Callie K! How did you open this??" CK: "um, with a toothbrush.."
#guiltyface #shitmykidsays #CallieKisms