calli

[ARATH SEGURA @ArathSure]

Absolutely everyone when @willsmith smacked the shit out of @chrisrock #Oscars

[HARDY @HardyMusic]

I’m not her boyfriend anymore ❤️

[Mexisotan @Mexisotan612]

I brought my father to the ER with posible covid diagnosis. I just had “the talk” with the doctor about saying goodbye before he goes upstairs. I don’t wish this to my worst enemy. 1/2

[calli @CalliGorsuch]

@marahsoudy @Blakejmoynes

[calli @CalliGorsuch]

Cute things my patients tell me:

*pointing to wheelchair*

90yr old man: honey can you get me into my black wagon so I can go eat supper in the dining hall

[calli @CalliGorsuch]

@samimarie__ Straws!

[calli @CalliGorsuch]

@helloc0urtney @bmthouns

[calli @CalliGorsuch]

@marahsoudy Do you do stand up? Would pay big $$$$

[calli @CalliGorsuch]

when someone farts in the car

[calli @CalliGorsuch]

@Kimbo_ley23 I’ve literally seen people bring babies to the hospital and let them crawl around on dirty hospital floors 🤢

[calli @CalliGorsuch]

@megan__coe Is this huskie @marahsoudy

[Trevor Norris @trevor_norris0]

NeverShoutNever will always be thanked for making this hit

[Luke Combs Updates @LukeCombsUpdate]

Listen to this with headphones

[calli @CalliGorsuch]

@alex_andra_rae it was me i’m sorry

[sarah cate @marahsoudy]

since summer is almost over and the pressure to have a hot girl summer is off, I’m starting a petition for a fat girl fall I just wanna eat as many apple cider donuts as I physically can

[calli @CalliGorsuch]

obviously because you met us 🤪

[Mike Johnson @MikeJohnson1_]

Chicago is amazing! That is all

[calli @CalliGorsuch]

@JP_Pawlowski13 clearly not in the windmill #signingupforthebachelor

[katelynn @katelynn_rae01]

therapist: and what do we do when we are sad?

me: add to cart

therapist: no