timmy

If in doubt … just order bacon

[timmy @callingCQ]

Doctor: "You may have Tom Jones Syndrome."

Me: "Is that common?"

Doctor: "It's not unusual."

[A〽️nesia @jtancik]

Most people don't know that Herman Muenster, inventor of the cheese, had a cousin named Thurman Munson who invented the Thermos.

[gas station dream girl @cheygoulet]

Fleetwood Mac saіd “Thunder only happens when іt’s raіnіng”—but that’s not true. Іt also happens when my neіghbors roll theіr garbage bіn to the curb at 4am.

[timmy @callingCQ]

@Temporary5anity @cookiesrgood15 🙂👋

[db @believeqd]

when this was the most important meeting of the day...

[db @believeqd]

just for now,
not forever...
a happy
#twittersleep

🦋

#offline

[db @believeqd]

white lace and promises
a kiss for luck
and we're on our way...

❤️💞❤️

[db @believeqd]

my mom
walked me down the aisle...
I cried all the way

I will love you always mom ❤️

[gas station dream girl @cheygoulet]

Іf you’re chewing gum this early in the morning, І’m gonna assume you didn’t brush your teeth

[gas station dream girl @cheygoulet]

Tomorrow is the first day of Fall 🍂🍁🥰

[Anntsy @_Anntics10]

I always love the sunset. There’s something about it that calms my soul. Another day has gone by and I survive..
How much longer…please do not delay ~

[Anntsy @_Anntics10]

the vastness of Your awesomeness
i cannot comprehend
for Your name i shall only praise
and Your love will forever be
my home and my anchor ~

[Anntsy @_Anntics10]

this is not the same world that I signed up for

[Darla @ddsmidt]

The best people to keep in your life are those who come without conditions.

[Darla @ddsmidt]

Remember don't judge, you never know what another person is going through

Unless they're constantly oversharing on Facebook, then go ahead

[Darla @ddsmidt]

When a person with a mullet says IDGAF, I believe them.