calli

I am a mystery creature

[calli @CalliPlenert]

When you turn on your speaker and it connects to someone else’s phone… that’s betrayal

[calli @CalliPlenert]

Wheat thins are so fuckin good

[calli @CalliPlenert]

He was a tater tot he said see ya later tot

[calli @CalliPlenert]

Not many famous people name Allen

[calli @CalliPlenert]

I can’t believe Donald Trump was the literal president of the USA. That feels like a glitch

[calli @CalliPlenert]

God made two hands so you can eat and scroll at the same time

[calli @CalliPlenert]

Why is owning a drone such an ick

[calli @CalliPlenert]

Ashton Kutcher is soooooo mancrush

[calli @CalliPlenert]

I feel like ‘unitard’ should be a slur

[calli @CalliPlenert]

Sasten your featbelt

[calli @CalliPlenert]

wishs

[leon alpuche @skyferrori]

rip albert einstein you would’ve love charli xcx and rosalía

[calli @CalliPlenert]

Hot girls we have problems too, we’re just like you, except we’re hot 🎶🎵

[calli @CalliPlenert]

Does anyone else find it suspicious how long it’s been since Pete Davison started dating someone new ??

[trash jones @jzux]

having a bad day 😞 can everyone please send hot pictures of their dads when they were young ❤️❤️❤️

[calli @CalliPlenert]

I just met a girl from Alabama who said she doesn’t want to go to Europe because it seems “too cultural”

❔🤨🙄🤔🤔🤔🤔❔❔❔

[calli @CalliPlenert]

I love the word “sightseeing” cause like so true!! I am seeing the sights !!

[calli @CalliPlenert]

Sometimes I have moments where I stop and think how relieved I am that I don’t have any tattoos

[calli @CalliPlenert]

Deciding whether to order pizza or pasta is a decision that never gets easier