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I hate green bean casserole

[shy @isthatshylin]

having big titties ain't for the weak

[dee @decayingweb]

men can ask for nudes but the second i ask for money i’m the bad guy

[ຸ @fvckfemi_]

when i don't chase and neither do they so we low-key just end up never talking again

[Debbie Downer @ANGELBABYBITTY]

This heat feels like I’m lying to multiple men later…

[𝓓𝓸𝓬_𝔃𝓮𝓮 ✧ @doc_zee7]

i like to fuck first night cause i’d hate to fall in love and you not a freak

[miia @miiagarro]

the only time i ever believe a man is when he tells me i'm beautiful and funny

[🍒 @cherryxmuva]

if u go outside in shorts and a tank top when its hot and ur built sexy people literally want to kill u

[Ms.K @mskmalibu]

I am simultaneously my family’s black sheep and the gold star, that’s exactly why I am the way I am

[ຸ @fvckfemi_]

how it genuinely feels when you miss someone but don't want them back either

[Big Sev @PrinceCharmer_]

No sundresses in sight. Just Sambas and oversized jorts 🥲

[femiiiiii. @femiiiszn]

nothing on earth lasts longer than a video someone is showing you on their phone that you have zero interest in.

[pseudo wook @souporsonic_]

hey do u wanna have hot sex twice on the first date then barely talk apart from liking each others stories cuz ur an alcoholic

[⛽️ @RespectTheZoe]

😭

[FreeGameDolly☕️ @dirathedoll]

Instagram soo overstimulating bitch. Fuck is an instant?!

[✦ eve ✦ @impossiblyeve]

not to choke on my own dick and gargle my own balls but im kinda chill

[Sean @panoptisean]

Everyone at Walmart is dying and missing limbs and shit. It’s fucking insane. I feel like I’m visiting a war torn country when I go to Walmart

[conejita 🐇 @plsmeowtome]

the power of big tits…

[josephine @notnonicegal]

How do I tell someone I don’t want to see them anymore because I want to be loved

[julia @juumelo_]

unfortunately for me I get Jack Sparrow drunk & not sexy mysterious girl drunk