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Mino & an INFP-T but also an apathetic shitposting male. Knee-deep in Gachas. Avid ワキパイ Enjoyer. Lucidus Aevum.

🔞 Unapologetically Lewd on Main🔞 BM/EN

[wheels @HarlequinWheels]

extended

[quasmosis @quasmosis]

e girl asked for me to replace my duo with her

[Kosmo @kasmosd1]

HARRY: Professor, you called me?

DUMBLEDORE: Yes, Harry. Please, sit with me. I wanted to speak with you because it seems you have grown rather close to Miss Malfoy.

HARRY: Malfoy?

DUMBLEDORE: Yes, Harry. Miss Malfoy. Tell me, do you love her?

HARRY: What?

HARRY: Professor, I...

HARRY: I don't know.

DUMBLEDORE: You don't know?

HARRY: I mean, we fight all the time. She can be incredibly difficult, and I can be difficult too. But whenever something happens to her, I can't just ignore it.

DUMBLEDORE: Ah, yes. The heart has always been rather fond of complicating things.

HARRY: But why are you asking me this?

DUMBLEDORE: Because I have watched the two of you for quite some time, Harry. There is something between you.

HARRY: I know there is something. I just don't know what it is.

DUMBLEDORE: Harry, do you remember what your mother once taught you?

HARRY: About the greatest power in the world?

DUMBLEDORE: Yes.

HARRY: Love.

DUMBLEDORE: Exactly.

HARRY: But what does that have to do with Malfoy?

DUMBLEDORE: Everything.

DUMBLEDORE: You may not yet understand what is happening between you, but I believe Miss Malfoy loves you very deeply.

HARRY: She does?

DUMBLEDORE: I believe she does.

HARRY: No, Professor, that can't be right.

DUMBLEDORE: Why not?

HARRY: Because she's Malfoy. She argues with me. She insults me. Half the time she looks like she wants to hex me.

DUMBLEDORE: And yet she always seems to find her way back to you.

HARRY: I...

HARRY: She does.

DUMBLEDORE: Look at the bond the two of you have built over all these years. The arguments, the disagreements, the moments when you stood beside one another, and all those times when neither of you could bring yourselves to walk away.

HARRY: We've been through so much together.

DUMBLEDORE: Indeed you have. And that is precisely what makes it so beautiful.

HARRY: I never thought about it that way.

DUMBLEDORE: Love is not always gentle, Harry. Sometimes it is complicated. Sometimes it frightens us. Sometimes we spend years refusing to give it a name.

DUMBLEDORE: But that does not make it any less real.

HARRY: I think I'm scared.

DUMBLEDORE: Of what?

HARRY: Of losing her.

Dumbledore smiled softly.

DUMBLEDORE: Then perhaps you already know the answer.

HARRY: Professor, I don't want to lose her.

DUMBLEDORE: Then don't allow fear to decide your future for you.

HARRY: You really think she loves me?

DUMBLEDORE: Harry, I think Miss Malfoy loves you more than she knows how to say.

HARRY: I...

HARRY: I think I might love her too.

DUMBLEDORE: Then don't be afraid, Harry.

DUMBLEDORE: Remember what your Harry sometimes the greatest power is love, and if you have truly found it in Miss Malfoy, Harry, then consider yourself extraordinarily fortunate.

[ミノ @CallMeMinotaur]

"A Slytherin girl will ruin you for life and make you whole again. Trust."

[Sims 🐍 @DatingSims]

"Oh Harry, Gryffindor girls are great sure. They'll love you in bed and be endearing. A Slytherin girl like Malfoid is different. She'll ask you to call her fucked up shit in bed. Shit you couldn't look your mother in the eyes and say. Then she'll raise your children the next day

[Sims 🐍 @DatingSims]

"Oh Harry, Gryffindor girls are great sure. They'll love you in bed and be endearing. A Slytherin girl like Malfoid is different. She'll ask you to call her fucked up shit in bed. Shit you couldn't look your mother in the eyes and say. Then she'll raise your children the next day

[Veridis @VeridisArpegius]

FFXIV x Fall Guys collab came back today. It made me remember how you keep Falling for other Guys who keep disappointing you. Loving you is my own obstacle course, but I'll be sure to be the last one standing and get that crown. That's not just a Fantasy, that's Final. Hit me up.

[Jahren😤🦩 @Jahrihanna]

The joi lady told me to eat it after I nutted

[Tonwen @arcanetie92]

Already demanding praise before even starting the lesson, this brat💢💢💢
#AmanogawaShiina #Shiinalive

[DodgerWing @DodgerWing]

"Harry, the best way to deal with Malfoy is simple: Whenever she's mad, tell her she's beautiful. When she bullies you, act like she's flirting with you. Give her chocolates. Give her flowers. Ask what she wants to name your first child and if you two want to live in the house in Godric's Hollow. What wallpaper for the baby's nursery. Kiss her hand. She will go barmy. It'll be hilarious-Trust me Harry."

[Hokago Table Talk ✝️🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿🇬🇧⚡️⚪️ @htt_tnd]

So the internet is just collectively writing a Harry Potter abridged series now?

[Abe @AbeTheShinzo]

CHRIS CHAN POSTED HIS CHILI DOG IN THE OFFICIAL SONIC DISCORD

[Amanogawa Shiina✂️✨Phase Connect @AmanogawaShiina]

What we will cover today:

- Brief history of Hogwarts & The Houses
- All known Hogwarts Faculty
- The DEFINITIVE guide on canon blood status with evidence & examples
- Dumbledore's story
- Lord Voldemort's story
- Events that lead up to the mainline novel & movies.

210 slides.

See you there!❤️

[Kaguya’s Top Gal @hayasaka_aryan]

HARRY PLEASE
MY SISTER IS DATING A BLACK MAN
MY FAMILY’S REPUTATION CANT TAKE ANOTHER HIT LIKE THIS
PLEASE HARRY I NEED YOU TO HAVE SEX WITH MY SISTER, CONTINUE THE WEASLEY BLOODLINE

[David @TouhouEnjoyer_]

Modding:
>download zip
>extract into folder
>it works

Emulators:
>download emulator
>download roms
>it works

Piracy:
>download game
>it works

Playing old games on Steam:
>click install
>wait
>click play

Truly, PCs are too troublesome to deal with

[RJ8ight @RJ8ight]

When I go into the ZZZ verse thinking shi sweet and I'm boutta live a normal life, maybe end up in a sexual romance with Sigrid one day

But then hoyo detects an anomaly in their game (a black man) so they spawn void hunter level ethereals to eliminate me

[dumbledore AU @Seabass_gregory]

NOOOO, ALL THE MALFOID TWEETS ARE SLOWING DOWN!

DOBBY, GET THE FUCK OVER HERE! IM FURIOUS! YOURE IN FOR A LONG DAY YOU FUCKING ELF!

500 BEATINGS FOR DOBBY!

-1 MILLION POINTS FROM SLYTHERIN

1 TRILLION POINTS TO GRYFFINDOR!!!

[m1s3n @m1s3ne]

real russian girl

[👑ℂℍ𝔸𝕆𝕊𝕂𝕀𝔻👑 @DatChaosGuy]

First thing I see when joining the Sonic discord