Duane ''Roger'' Perez

46, hotshot courier, PC builder, guitar player, poker analyst, anime otaku, mobile device enthusiast, bullet journal snob, former blogger, FriXion pen collector

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@theamelia__ It is a tweet.
Not a Reddit post.

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@Jaxweah $1,500 for bills. I have a job, but business has slowed down since peak holiday season. :(

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@latte_labs Beautiful

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@sciencegirl Cancer

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@jamescoder12 AI

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@elonmusk You know how much Mexican man-power it will take to construct such a well-built station? In SPACE? There's still enough Home Depots in our planet that can make labor readily available of such magnitude.
@grok, give us some numbers.

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Ross, Good's murderer, is being criticized for holding a cell phone and recording when he took Good's life, capturing his ability to quickly utilize a firearm. Why?

Obviously, for #CONTENT! He is a content creator like fucking everyone else! He needed 420k followers, subs, etc.

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It's like they tried to beat everyone to the punch right after seeing Lenovo's rolling laptop on the Tonight Show with Jimmy Fallon, showcased by Linus Sebastian.

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Now THAT's what I'm talkin' about! A phone screen that rolls to make the display wider!
I want this! https://t.co/Gid37PHhmZ

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Don't Suffer In Old Age: 4 Things You Must Do Before It's Too Late #oldage https://t.co/vFvaDVAPtL via @YouTube

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This is probably why I don't use X(Twitter) or Facebook anymore. My other alterego, is waaaaay more popular than my own self, and for all the wrong reasons.

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And the last time I received a DM from anyone, was 175 weeks ago. @warrencbennett

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Merry Christmas to all my followers!

p.s, ...and fuck all y'all.

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BTW, the last time I was mentioned here on Twitter, is from a business that is not even following my account.

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I find this interesting about my account here: I know I'm not the most exciting, funniest, compelling Twitter account in my corner of the web, but the last time any account mentioned me, was on December 21, 2022.

So, this tells me that my followers are...
...just the best.

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#machiavelli #darkpsychology #history #motivation #power #mindset #selfm... https://t.co/0QGc8w5f0E via @YouTube

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@realTrumpNewsX I guess

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I'm having an epiphany, or I'm trippin'.

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It's hard to fathom the idea that I'm sitting here eating pho when this place was full of cosmic microwave radiation billions and billions of years ago, and atoms and matter came together to eventually become all of what will turn into my food and myself billions of years later.

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