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to no one in particular

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someone got buried near my home and my first thought was "i probably shouldn't be eating chocolate in front of them and unintentionally show how much better of a position i am mentally then them"

my second thought was "not my fault the guy died"

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my genius is
weapons of mass death and destruction inducing

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i once did math to figure out what trans male meant and ended up misgendering someone one time

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what if kentucky fried chicken was actually minnesota

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how the hell did a chipmunk end up with a cool ass name like "theodore"

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ah

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i once hit a 5th grader on the head with my lunchbox and cracked his skull open

just kidding

i hit him enough to make him cry tho so that's pretty neat

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i love when roblox youtubers make thumbnails with fake tweets like this as if anyone actually tweets like this

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i love disintegrating people

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everyday i see more people calling twitter x and it just makes me sad

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everytime i hear the word mustard now i will be reminded of the existence of that one kendrick lamar song for the rest of my life and i will hate it

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suddenly pineapples

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sometimes youtubers should stay youtubers

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the phrase "this couldn't be further from the truth" is so stupid like most of the time you use it it can actually be futher from the truth

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@OoCBEAR that's a good idea actually

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@OoCBEAR give account pls i will absolutely destroy it

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seriously who goes out of their way to go into the comment section on youtube of literally any video to like comments like this

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i hate people who base their entire personality about not being funny

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i swear to god if you don't take out the green bullshit in my potato sandwich i will take you out of this world

this is the 4th time this has happened and i'm at my breaking point

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don't ever sing to me happy birthday just give me the gift and move on with your day