The Cure

Your doctor on wheels
I might perform illegal activities such as medical malpractice

[The Cure @CalltheCure]

𓏲 ✮﹗ “The winner takes it all The loser
standing small” . 🩻
⌑ ﹐🩺🫀╭ The Cure ◗
𖤐・: he / him : .ᐟ.ᐟ 💉
🎬 °˖➴ Here to heal 𖦹⤿〃

[The Cure @CalltheCure]

@NotTheDiner Sure☹️☹️

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Putting lights on my visor so i look menacing in the middle of the night like dad

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Making a new helmet because everyone and their mama is calling me stupid

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Gonna lock myself in my room for this project bro
Nobody allowed Except my boyfriend, who's not gonna come because he hates my dad's guts

[︎ ︎ ︎ ،،̲ ︎ ︎ ︎ ︎ HELL'S ︎ ︎ ︎ ꒷꒦ ︎ ︎ BELLS. @devouringink]

"can you behave?" yes, if i wanted to. but this is so much funnier

[selfpaglu. @maramarvellous_]

YEAH SEX IS COOL BUT HAVE YOU EVER HAD SOMEBODY GIVE YOU A BUNCH OF LITTLE KISSES ALL OVER YOUR FACE UNTIL YOU'RE GIGGLING AND BLUSHING BECAUSE THAT IS PEAK

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@WhyLeeTheCoyote Alr bro

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Gee I'm sorry for wanting to make my suit cool 🫤

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@NotTheDiner ☹️

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@ihackedurdad Worse, I'm outside

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@WhyLeeTheCoyote You obviously just hate me sm you can't accept I have a big butt so you're jealous

[The Cure @CalltheCure]

@WhyLeeTheCoyote Just say you're jealous

[The Cure @CalltheCure]

@WhyLeeTheCoyote Yeah, my ass IS indeed fat

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I'm hard and working

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@WhyLeeTheCoyote Eats the tomatoes

[Grammy dingding @shmeedge]

My penis has Bluetooth

[The Cure @CalltheCure]

@NotTheDiner Okay🫤