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[Football Tweet ⚽ @Footballtweet]

Just seen the TV schedule for the UK and Sky Sports are showing Crystal Palace-Wolves instead of the Liverpool-Aston Villa game. 📺

No disrespect intended to Palace and Wolves fans, but f**k me... 🤯

The fact we're all paying £100+ a month to watch the Premier League and we can't watch that game at Anfield LEGALLY is unfathomable.

[Lewis Hamilton @LewisHamilton]

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[No Context Brits @NoContextBrits]

There needs to be a better way of getting a doctors appointment than the whole country phoning them up at 8am.

[Specsavers @Specsavers]

We need to sponsor VAR don’t we

[cal @Callumaustin98]

@rosiex1x @lucehubs I don’t do that

[PoliticsJOE @PoliticsJOE_UK]

My guy saying "rebuild the economy" like he ain't been in charge of it for two years

[DIVINE🌺 @sheluvyarii]

First 2 drinks don’t count if u have anxiety, they just turn u into a normal person

[cal @Callumaustin98]

@XCallumSales Cheers Kev

[cal @Callumaustin98]

@XCallumSales 🤣🤣🤣🤣 he can’t hear me from up there

[cal @Callumaustin98]

My stupid hayfever ass could never

[LADbible @ladbible]

The controlled burning of pollen is mesmerizing 😳🔥

[OC & Verde @OCandVerde]

Just filled my car up with petrol and bought a Twix.

8 grand.

[cal @Callumaustin98]

@XCallumSales 🤣🤣🤣

[Mike Tyson @MikeTyson]

In life, making mistakes is inevitable. But I learned that those same mistakes will later become the blueprint of success in our life.

[cal @Callumaustin98]

Sorry palace LiVARpool out in full force after that one 😅😅😅 never a pen but 3 points closer to city 🙌

[Freddie @FreddieBailey96]

Retweet if you think there should be a criminal investigation into how Test & Trace cost the tax payer £37 billion pounds.

[Trilly @YoungsTeflon]

We all have 24 hours.
We don’t ALL have the same 24 hours.

[cal @Callumaustin98]

I’m not really sure why I’m getting notifications on Snapchat that people add to their stories but I don’t like it

[cal @Callumaustin98]

@XCallumSales @TomHamilton19 How does he do it 🤣🤣🤣🤣