CallumParish

Designer... etc

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Happy Birthday Jesus!

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@longers1 I'm just praying we have more points than games come the new year... that's all I ever look at! 😔

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@longers1 Typical West Ham... handing teams around us points... 🙄

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@mrjamesob Urgh... those two weeks were so special!

[Nicola Sturgeon @NicolaSturgeon]

The blue passports might have to be imported. LOL (as the youngsters say) 😂🤣 https://t.co/ZKKdeIRbgB

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@theresa_may This tweet is fucking dumb as fuck!

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@MikeStuchbery_ Cunty Hopcunt

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@susannareid100 don't argue with idiots, they've had too much practice

[Lisa Williams @LisaSketches]

I left my laptop bag with my MacBook, passport and an A4 purple notebook inside at Marylebone Station at roughly 11.15 this evening. That MacBook contains pretty much my entire life’s work and memories on. Please please PLEASE RT and help me find it 🙏🙏🙏 @chilternrailway

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@BBCiPlayer @ClaudiaWinkle This makes me love her so much more!

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@OfficialFPL Not to worry... he'll be subbed on and score a brace

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West Ham will be doing their best at embarrassing themselves live on TV yet again...

@longers1 @cjscull @WestHamUtd

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@jimsmallman Isn't that brunch?

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@cjscull @longers1 This is really painful... we're getting relegated aren't we...

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@longers1 Also... as a rule of thumb... have more points than games played... you should be ok.

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@longers1 We're already looking at relegation... 10 games in is a pretty good benchmark...

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@Jimbo86_ @SoccerAM Yeah... I'm not confident!

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@evileuropean @mrjamesob @RTCRFC You can't triple stamp a double stamp Lloyd...

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@mrjamesob Missed out the word 'knob' between 'ahead'

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@LBC @mrjamesob ❄️