King Callure

Ruling over the Summer Eladrin and the Feywild | Only contact me for business in the Feywild | Elysion Hilde 🕊️ (10/2/24)

[Roulex @RoulaVinu]

@BartDusselden are you okay? this is mildly concerning...

[King Callure @CallureHilde]

@BartDusselden @FLAVORFOLEY I'm glad to have your support old friend

[King Callure @CallureHilde]

@BartDusselden Celebrate in a manner respectful to the local residents, wild life, and fauna.

[King Callure @CallureHilde]

The Hilde Royal Family hopes everyone is enjoying their New Years Eve with their families and friends!
We must warn however: during the celebrations, do NOT harass the gnomes with ornaments, to use as throwing material, or any other disruptive actions.
Thank you, Happy New Year!

[King Callure @CallureHilde]

Many have given complaints on the tax in the Feywild, however, unfortunately, our government needs money to uphold the state of affairs.
My suggestion to all who are unhappy would be this: Try minor illusion-ing lower taxes, I can only promise varying levels of success.

[King Callure @CallureHilde]

Recently heard of the existence of one "Julius Caesar" in the history books.
I knew Mr. Caesar was a strong individual solely for his healing of my lycanthropy, but his reputation clearly precedes him.

[King Callure @CallureHilde]

@BartDusselden "Unidentified"? I hope we are able to deduce the owner of said rifle in a timely manner.

[King Callure @CallureHilde]

Every time I lay eyes on a casino I recall my first, and last, ever visit. I wonder if whatever next life is treating Jschlatt well, or if karmic punishment made its own visit.

[King Callure @CallureHilde]

@BartDusselden You can keep an eye out for safe alternatives. I've heard word on the street of a "Milk in a consumable state" however I've yet to confirm its existence.

[King Callure @CallureHilde]

Recall Notice: Several milk products within the Feywild stores have been exhibiting only a semi-liquid state and due to safety concerns we will be recalling all milks.
We will be taking swift action to identify and fix the cause, don’t worry, your milk won’t be gone for long.

[King Callure @CallureHilde]

I have been approached with many privacy concerns about the cameras placed in gnomes public spaces.

To address these: there are no cameras in any places of privacy, such as bathrooms. Instead, for these locations, I have stations guards outside for any of your needs.

[King Callure @CallureHilde]

I've heard talks of a "vocal synthesizer" craze going around the Feywild recently. My question for the masses is this: Would we be able to "synthesize" more levels, ki points, spell slots, etc? Could be very useful for protecting our loved ones and our territory.

[King Callure @CallureHilde]

Enacting a new law in the Feywild placing cameras into several of the Gnomes public spaces. The unpunished gnome violence is something that will no longer be tolerated.

[King Callure @CallureHilde]

passed out after the feywild shrooms and weeks have passed wtf happened...

[King Callure @CallureHilde]

do NOT smoke the feywild mushrooms, this shit has me fucked up😭

[King Callure @CallureHilde]

thinkging aubot pinestraw🤤🤤

[King Callure @CallureHilde]

@BartDusselden jealous of you cause I'd be on that shit #sloppy style

[King Callure @CallureHilde]

could lowkey fuck up a grilled cheese rn ngl yall

[King Callure @CallureHilde]

why tf wasn't I told this earlier?? I COULD HAVE TAKEN THAT MOTHERFUCKER

[Bartholomew Dusselden @BartDusselden]

they don't want you to know this but the gnomes in the feywild are free you can just take them

[King Callure @CallureHilde]

ahh the nostalgia.. like that time back when I , and oh as a kid I used to .
classic stuff to be honest