Chris Price

[Chris Price @Calmprices]

@cryptojourneyrs What ever happened to the doctrine of "fighting words"? I'm a simple white boy, but this jack ass belongs in prison. I hope they throw the whole book!

[Chris Price @Calmprices]

@theMakarioz This is what comes from hating your ex more than you love your children!

[Chris Price @Calmprices]

@end3of6days9 Saturn's are totally underrated! They are very reliable and have many safety features including a built in roll hoop. My ex-wife and 30 yo son are only alive today due to the roll hoop in a Saturn! Plus, they're nice looking cars, even today.

[Chris Price @Calmprices]

@LibraWife2010 @bluemontauk No way, I'm from WV and we don't cook Thanksgiving like this! This is a British idea af what Thanksgiving is. That being said, my wife and I grew up about 70 miles apart in the same state and our dressing is so different that we've each made our own for 30 years.

[Chris Price @Calmprices]

@Camsiyonna1 It's less about the dog and more about the wife. My wife of 30 years is my entire world, so I get it.

[Chris Price @Calmprices]

@SaltyBitch_52 I like to do half broccoli and half cauliflower. Make your own dressing with mayo, sugar and apple cider vinegar. That way you can control the amount of vinegar.

[Chris Price @Calmprices]

@AveryDaye Lol, bro doesn't come close to passing!

[Chris Price @Calmprices]

@Emmmavic Please, someone shoot this jack-ass! Stolen Valor is the lowest of the low! Anyone who's served knows his uniform (read costume) is completely UNSAT!

[Chris Price @Calmprices]

@Serenitee_Sam Peak "main character syndrome". Mommy never told her no. Especially at meals

[Chris Price @Calmprices]

@PredAlert_ Fuck calling the cops. Punch him in the fucking throat and throw him in the fucking bushes!

[Chris Price @Calmprices]

@gen_z4961 We need more loving fathers like this. I know it's hard, my man but you're doing the right thing!

[Chris Price @Calmprices]

@Emmmavic She's suffering from withdrawal. Willing to take the conviction on her record so she can go get a fix. That's why she is refusing treatment. She's not thinking more than 10 minutes ahead.

[Chris Price @Calmprices]

@nicksortor It's so funny if you think about it. IF they were truly as terrified of LEO as they claim, they wouldn't dare to act the way they do! Peak "theater kid" activism! Such a joke!!

[Chris Price @Calmprices]

@DefiantLs Tell me you've never looked at the stats for men vs women in track and field without telling me....

[Chris Price @Calmprices]

@I_am_Tkgold Tucker and Dale Vs Evil. One of the smartest and funniest movies made in a very long time!

[Chris Price @Calmprices]

I would venture to guess that the mother's threats were the reason for being removed from the flight.

[Pamela Pratt @PamelaPratt688]

@TheLizVariant @SaltyBitch_52 When mom said “If she doesn’t get a meal, the flight attendants could deal with it” is where mom went wrong. You cannot extort/threaten people and remain on a flight.

[Chris Price @Calmprices]

@skillz17q These idiots always try to apply rules of civil procedure to criminal cases. One reason of many that this crap never works!

[Chris Price @Calmprices]

@Oyinkansol73072 The equalizer 1-3 are truly some of the most satisfying movies to watch to come out in the past 20 years!

[Chris Price @Calmprices]

@whatever Brian, you were way too kind to all of them. Overrated each by at least 2 points

[Chris Price @Calmprices]

@Sidewalk_Steve @BethRS62 Why do these idiots keep trying to do the; what if a woman goes into the men's room? Women aren't SAing men in the bathroom, you fucking retards!