Calm Truce

An improv/sketch team that makes up stuff on the fly like... like... like... um...

[Calm Truce @CalmTruce]

@elonmusk how about an affordable #TeslaRV with all surfaces (hailproof) solar panels that can self power. It could help with homelessness.

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@Firstent great move during covid. Close branches, lock you out of the website after a few tries then charge $5 phone fee to make loan payments and don’t allow banker to remove fees. Bravo!

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@IMDb

[Kabila Jonathan Obbo @KabilaObbo]

After hearing about the earthquake in San Diego I remembered Robin Williams talking about earthquakes. I’ll always miss his perspective.

#earthquake https://t.co/ShHodhwLhW

[paolo, occasionally @ikruig]

Blame the #Hantavirus on this motherfucker

[Jia Lynn Yang @jialynnyang]

Just as after 9/11 Arabs and South Asians were lumped together by bigots, the same is now happening with Asian Americans. Most of these interviews were w/Chinese-Americans, but those from Korea, Vietnam, the Philippines and beyond are also facing attacks. https://t.co/umY0W7EEdj

[Calm Truce @CalmTruce]

Thank you both for the quick response (on twitter). I DM'd you. Also need Medi-Cal in this mix.

[Calm Truce @CalmTruce]

Watch your #healthinsurance, KP @KPMemberService and @CoveredCA dropped our health insurance on Friday because we didn't have money to pay for the past three months. Convenient timing for them to save money. 4hours of phone calls of the two playing hot potato w/ us #covid19

[Calm Truce @CalmTruce]

@JaredLeto took social distancing to a whole new level https://t.co/rZ2siOjZpj

[Calm Truce @CalmTruce]

Ok whitehouse photographers. You really don’t need 1000 shots with your noisy as hell cameras. I doubt it looks much better than mirrorless camera or even an iPhone. It’s 2020. Not 1980.

[kamalbanerjee01 @wandering_monk]

Shares being chopped at stock markets , perfect assembly line #StockMarketCrash2020

[Calm Truce @CalmTruce]

Ok whitehouse photographers. You really don’t need 1000 shots with your noisy as hell cameras. I doubt it looks much better than mirrorless camera or even an iPhone. It’s 2020. Not 1980.

[Calm Truce @CalmTruce]

@jimcramer you need to ask @TDAmeritrade @etrade and the other brokerages to ease up on their margin calls same as you’re asking for the feds to help the large companies.

[Calm Truce @CalmTruce]

Russell Peters Pan #AddAComedianToAMovie

[CK @charley_ck14]

I spend $300 on groceries, then order pizza for dinner. #SorryNotSorryEllen

[Calm Truce @CalmTruce]

Chaibacca #CaffeinatedCharacters

[CK @charley_ck14]

Mad Maxwell #CaffeinatedCharacters

[ESPN @espn]

"WHO DO YOU THINK YOU ARE? I AM!"

8 years ago today, a legendary moment was born.

[Calm Truce @CalmTruce]

Livin’ the life I was born to live. Giving it all I have to give #SongLyricsThatRepresentMe

[Ole Miss Athletics @OleMissSports]

94 Feet? No problem.

Mary Ann walked into The Pavilion tonight for @OleMissMBB. She walks out with a NEW CAR thanks to our friends at @CannonMotors!