Cal Louise Phoenix

Author of STUDIES IN LECHERY.
Multi-genre writer. SUD counselor. Jewish babushka. Devoted cat mother. Doomer Marxist. Little potato. Goth af. Nature nerd.

[Cal Louise Phoenix @CalPalAuthor]

I'm excited to share that i presented for an interview with my amazing gift of a friend Barrett Bowlin and that The Rumpus was gracious enough to publish the interview. Y'all should check it out! 🙏📘🖤

https://t.co/J3DBRXEwjG

[Cal Louise Phoenix @CalPalAuthor]

Some say they see shadow people out of the corners of their eyes.

I see my cat Bergamia levitating inexplicably.

[Cal Louise Phoenix @CalPalAuthor]

Same! 👋

[Helen Marie McKinney @ellie_pages]

I really want to follow more book people and writing community members! If you're out there, come say hi!

#booktwt #WritingCommunity

[✨🖤🗡️Nicole Catherine Lindsay 🗡️🖤✨ @NicoleCLindsay]

when they ask me what my writing process is

[Cal Louise Phoenix @CalPalAuthor]

🖤🙃

[Geoff Robinson @iNcontroLTV]

Every audio book but done by James Spader...

yeah, me too.

[Cal Louise Phoenix @CalPalAuthor]

Today, i showed my intern how to update the ASAM criteria for a client when referring them to a higher level of care; told her about popular conspiracies involving Antarctica; and went on a tangent about how much i love rats.

I hope she's enjoying her counseling practicum.

[Cal Louise Phoenix @CalPalAuthor]

Seriously wtf

[Cal Louise Phoenix @CalPalAuthor]

@WriterLDavis Omg, no, are you okay

[Cal Louise Phoenix @CalPalAuthor]

Words are hard and time isn't real.

[Cal Louise Phoenix @CalPalAuthor]

Omg marry me

[Cal Louise Phoenix @CalPalAuthor]

There's a special place in hell for dipshits who carve into trees.

[Cal Louise Phoenix @CalPalAuthor]

When your husband photo-bombs your lovely mountain shots... 😅😛

[Cal Louise Phoenix @CalPalAuthor]

@MrsWhitehouse74 That's absolutely vile and should have never happened to you. I hate that, but i'm so humbled to witness you persist in expressing your beauty, power, and creative agency.

Fuck these scumbags. They won't destroy us.

[Cal Louise Phoenix @CalPalAuthor]

Yesterday was a pretty good day 🏔🖤🌲

[Cal Louise Phoenix @CalPalAuthor]

I'm drinking chocolate almond milk from a wine glass because i'm both sober and classy af

[Cal Louise Phoenix @CalPalAuthor]

@waysofchanges I felt exactly the same way!

[Cal Louise Phoenix @CalPalAuthor]

Husband: "How would you like your pizza cut? Slices or strips?"

Me: Surprise me.

The surprise:

[Terri Linn Davis (playfully horrific) @TerriLinnDavis]

when I'm in workshop and they tell me to take out an em dash