Cal Poly Problems

Just Cal Poly Bullshit

[Cal Poly Problems @CalPolyProblemz]

stop emailing us about sidewalks. nobody cares. #calpolyproblems

[Cal Poly Problems @CalPolyProblemz]

Armstrong praying for rain tomorrow at 6am. #calpolyproblems

[Cal Poly Problems @CalPolyProblemz]

when you think you hear a bomb but it's actually just thunder. #calpolyproblems

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using the bomb threat as an excuse to skip class. #calpolyproblems

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4th floor library has the best toilet paper, fyi. #calpolyproblems

[Cal Poly Problems @CalPolyProblemz]

when you're trying to study at the library but campus-wide protest decides the best place to meet up is directly in front. #calpolyproblems

[Cal Poly Problems @CalPolyProblemz]

Slo Solidarity really screwed up. They had 41 demands, and not a single one mentioned improving the shitty on campus food! #calpolyproblems

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slo solidarity... lol. #CalPolyProblems

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where the fuck is the moon. #calpolyproblems

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no more albertsons. #calpolyproblems

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Friday class during spring quarter. #calpolyproblems

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Nobody cares how many times you went to Coachella. #calpolyproblems

[Dan Bilzerian @DanBilzerian]

It's so crazy to me how many girls have left shoes at my house..It's like how the fuck did u get home & how do u not notice ur missing shoes

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cal poly embracing traditions. #calpolyproblems

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seriously though this one goes out to all the people in the library on the first day of class: you suck. #calpolyproblems

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Poly has two seasons: 1) yoga pant season 2) sundress and short-short season #notacalpolyproblem

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'cpslo' on snapchat. yikes. #calpolyproblems

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if you want more 'cal poly problems', just go on yik yak jeez. #calpolyproblems

[Cal Poly Problems @CalPolyProblemz]

2014: wake up, check fb & instagram.
2015: wake up, check 'cpslo' & yik yak. #calpolyproblems

[Cal Poly Problems @CalPolyProblemz]

checking instagram, facebook, and watching every snapchat mystory won't make your midterm disappear. learn by doing. #calpolyproblems