Calvin’s Quotes

Words of wisdom, observations + insight directly quoted from an 11 year old.

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C:‘What’s tailgating?’

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Dear @TheEllenShow ... your biggest 12 year old fan! ❤️
#eperfesent

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@ChipotleTweets Ode to Chipotle by Calvin (12 years old)
‘Oh Chipotle... how YOU satisfy my tastebuds.’

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Anyone missing a white Kona? These 2 guys appeared to be doing a ‘transaction’ on Shilshole just now...
@seabikeblog @stolenbikessea

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Listening to "Merry Christmas Darling" by the Carpenters
C:"She sounds like an angel."
#xmas2019

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Me: "I thought that was a woman singing."
C:"Have you heard Air Supply?"
E:"Did they run out of air to make their voices high?"
#xmas2019

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Me: 'What are you most looking forward to on your birthday?'
C:'Spending it with Grandma.'
#birthdayboy

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Another appearance by F:
Me:’Are you excited about tomorrow?’
F:’Well I guess you could say that.’
#FirstDayOfSchool2019

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An appearance by C’s little sister:
F: ‘We’re not getting mad at you, we just don’t want you to embarrass us.’
#FirstDayOfSchool2019

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@CiaoSamin Hi Samin! I am an 11 year old super fan! I have read your book and I think your cooking methods are very smart. I hope to meet you someday! Watching your show always makes me happy! I had this in my locker this year!

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C:’Honestly, I am so proud of him for having the courage to go!’
#Brothers #MusicLover #lessons

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C:’Mommie, short hair dries so much faster!’
#haircuts #sosofresh

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Surprise swim!

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@MsGoldmanQAE Truly original!

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Happy birthday ⁦@MsGoldmanQAE⁩ #StopMotion #stopTheBaby

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C:’Part of me wishes I had gone to see Taylor Swift.’
Me:’Part of me wishes I had gone to see Beyoncé.’
C:’ALL of me wishes I had gone to see Beyoncé!��
#QueenB #gamesetmatch

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C:’It’s like you and me, Mommie!’
#2baguettes

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C to his little brother E...
C:’Say something ridiculous, E. Like ‘I’m going to be President someday...’’
E:’That’s not ridiculous!’
#confidence #NotRidiculous

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C:’Well, there’s one thing we learned this weekend - weekends don’t work without Mommie.’
#love