Rick Calhoun

[27. @dimvji]

everything used to be 20 dollars and now that i finally have 20 dollars everything is now 200 dollars

[Jess Margera @jessmargera]

I love maga dudes they make me laugh

[Harram @_harramm]

i’m so sick of old, white men destroying a future they’ll never have to face

[Hunter Biden @HunterBiden]

Dear Joe,
I wish I could sit down with you face to face and explain why so many of us were offended by the UFC fight on the South Lawn of the White House.
For me, it had nothing to do with the UFC or who showed up for the fights. The brand you and Dana have built is a bona fide American success story. More power to you. As for the fighters, in my book, anyone brave enough to put it all on the line in the arena is remarkable to witness. Their dedication and discipline inspire me. I don’t understand anyone who can’t admire that.
And as for the people who attended, I, for one, love Shane Gillis. I think he’s hilarious and brilliant. It was a show. A once-in-a-lifetime spectacle. I can’t blame anyone for wanting to witness it firsthand.
My problem is that I believe some of our public spaces are sacred. And unlike many of the great powers that came before us, these American monuments belong to all of us. Not to whoever happens to hold power at the moment.
The White House does not belong to Donald Trump. It does not belong to any President. It belongs to the people. To treat it as Caesar treated the Colosseum is antithetical to everything our founding fathers fought for.
This is not Rome. Presidents are not emperors doling out bread and circuses for the peasants. The White House is the People’s House. This “celebration��� could have happened in any stadium within a stone’s throw of the South Lawn. No one would have had an issue with it.
But that was obviously Donald Trump’s whole point. By holding the event on the South Lawn, what he was saying to the rest of us is:
“This is my house. I own it. I will do with it what I please. I’ll build a colosseum and have the gladiators fight under my gaze. I’ll tear down the East Wing. I’ll pave over the Rose Garden. I’ll cover everything in gold and marble. I’ll erase the names of all the men who came before me.”
The fights were an exhibition of imperial domination, not a celebration of our 250th anniversary as a democracy.
The White House is not Buckingham Palace. It is not the Palace of Versailles. It is not the Forbidden City of Beijing. It does not belong to an emperor, or a king, or a commissar.
The White House belongs to us. All of us. The person who sits behind the Resolute Desk in the Oval Office is nothing more than an honored guest. A temporary caretaker.
The President is our servant. Not our Caesar.
Respectfully, Hunter

P.S. Cage match between me and Don Jr.? Your call on the venue. Anywhere but the South Lawn.

[Hunter Biden @HunterBiden]

I’m just going to post this every few days rather than arguing with faceless, nameless trolls in the comments.

[Jamie Bonkiewicz @JamieBonkiewicz]

What time is the fake assassination attempt tonight?

[VeronicaInProgress @veronicaromm]

Sadly, drug addiction is as stigmatized now as it’s ever been. When you hear critics of @HunterBiden they all call him a drug addict 1st. Even if we’re clean, addicts never truly live beyond their addiction. Been clean for over 15yrs yet some people only see me as an addict.

[Jamie Bonkiewicz @JamieBonkiewicz]

I think it’s funny how Christians say “god loves you unconditionally” but then make up all kinds of conditions.

[Hunter Biden @HunterBiden]

Thousands of you have written to me about your recovery since I opened up about mine.

Some of you are years sober. Some of you just made it through a hard day and wanted someone to know.

And I will tell you what I tell everyone: you are not alone.

You never are.

[Hunter Biden @HunterBiden]

So let me get this straight.

Jake Tapper is focused on attacking my Mom.

Jared and Ivanka are building a private island paradise on Albanian protected land.

Don Jr married the daughter of Epstein’s banker, and a startup his fund backs just got a record $620M Pentagon loan.

Eric is taking an Israeli drone company public for $1.5B in the middle of a war with Iran that nobody wanted.

And I know: “But what about your paintings, Hunter?”

Please.

[Jeffrey Luscombe @JeffreyLuscombe]

If we’re taking sides… I’m on the side of the Pope. And I’m an atheist.

[Thrilla the Gorilla @ThrillaRilla369]

If I have to pay $7.99 to rent a 30 year-old movie off Amazon when I have a Prime subscription, then we should just reopen Blockbuster. I’d rather have their employees judge my life choices.

[Don Winslow @donwinslow]

The President of the United States is just...stupid.

[DulceBiatch @BiatchDulce]

America must add an amendment to our Constitution giving citizens the power to remove a President when Congress refuses to do their sworn duty.
Don’t you think so?

[Secular Talk ([email protected]) @KyleKulinski]

Trump has done double digit totally insane impeachable crimes and people are just pretending he didn't and not talking about it. I'm losing my fucking mind over here.

[Vivian @suchnerve]

The United States Postal Service, USPS, doesn’t “lose” money. It costs money. It’s a public service. Don’t fall for the privatization propaganda.

[Jen @JenResistedAGN]

I don’t care what your Bible says.

[𝕷𝖚𝖈𝖎𝖋𝖊𝖗 @LucifersTweetz]

Letting people who pray for the apocalypse run the government was the first mistake.

[𝕷𝖚𝖈𝖎𝖋𝖊𝖗 @LucifersTweetz]

A world with less religion would be a world with less war.

[Nicki 🫧🪷 @nickimoraa]

It’s time as a country that we start addressing religious psychosis as a public health issue.