Dr. Mantis Toboggan

I am the real Sheriff Pickle, but you can be my Deputy Apple.

[Dr. Mantis Toboggan @calvatronhefty]

@mariahshipman just a nipple doesn't seem that weird 😳

[Dr. Mantis Toboggan @calvatronhefty]

@morningwoodtroy 😳

[Charlie 👑🐀 @CharlieDayQuote]

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[Jim Gaffigan @JimGaffigan]

Guy 1: YAY, WE CAN FINALLY GET MARRIED!!!
Guy 2: Well,…there’s no need to rush into it.

[Charlie 👑🐀 @CharlieDayQuote]

I'll have the milk steak, boiled over hard, and your finest jelly beans… raw.

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[Charlie 👑🐀 @CharlieDayQuote]

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[Dr. Mantis Toboggan @calvatronhefty]

“@CharlieDayQuote: Rum Ham! http://t.co/lVDQ4XTrSl” @JoeyCarroll87 birthdays coming up FYI

[Funniest Vines @FunniestVines]

WHAT DID I JUST WATCH
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[Dr. Mantis Toboggan @calvatronhefty]

@leglernate @homerjr12 and if we ever make it down there to visit I'm sure he would let us crash with him for free in his cardboard box 🏠

[Dr. Mantis Toboggan @calvatronhefty]

@homerjr12 @leglernate that's fine if he doesn't come back his mom said I can have all of his toys!!!! I'll split em with you!!!

[Meninist @MeninistTweet]

2 types of girls

[Dr. Mantis Toboggan @calvatronhefty]

Like the maclin deal but is philly even gonna have a team next year?