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[evan @CalvertE]

Furniture delivery guys are putting together the crib currently. This bb is comin quick 🥴

[evan @CalvertE]

@andrew_t915 Y’all fly boys making the big bucks. Id be takin a header off the Brooklyn

[evan @CalvertE]

I’ve been in NYC for 24hrs now and I’ve decided it’s the armpit of America

[evan @CalvertE]

Oh baby. The 🐐 is back

[Tiger Woods @TigerWoods]

Although it’s been a long and challenging year, I am very excited to close it out by competing in the @PNCchampionship with my son Charlie. I’m playing as a Dad and couldn’t be more excited and proud.

[evan @CalvertE]

@PeddieAce It is so much more comfortable to cross my legs now

[evan @CalvertE]

Today marks a year in cancer remission. One ball is cooler anyway

[Tiger Woods @TigerWoods]

Making progress

[evan @CalvertE]

@6_feet_deep I got the finger the other day lmao

[evan @CalvertE]

HAPPY BIRTHDAY TO MY BIG BOY

[evan @CalvertE]

Whoever gave my dog kennel cough at the daycare, ya moms a hoe. Look at this poor dude

[evan @CalvertE]

@kbent31 Young kids I feel like aren’t as bad tho but still could be a handful watching lol. These people had all 4 of their kids over 16 and stayed tight together

[evan @CalvertE]

Nothing bothers me more than when a whole family goes to the grocery store and clogs the aisles

[evan @CalvertE]

Just two dudes holding hands fighting over a carrot

[evan @CalvertE]

Me and 4 other guys at work have all agreed our taste and smell has entirely changed since our covid shots. Sad because peanut butter tastes gross now

[evan @CalvertE]

@HoltLukas Sounds like a plan. Let me know bud! I hope the same for you!

[evan @CalvertE]

This chunky boy on the left has grown 20lbs in the 5 weeks we’ve had him. Dude’s gonna be an absolute unit

[evan @CalvertE]

Dis my nugget

[evan @CalvertE]

Tom Brady = 🐐