Calvin Simms

I dont even know, man

[Calvin Simms @Calvin_Simms]

@dreahwalshh scoot leagues instead of anything basketball

[Calvin Simms @Calvin_Simms]

@MileyCyrus booooi you been famous your whole life gtfoh

[Calvin Simms @Calvin_Simms]

@IanRoss_J ill b the drummer so i can profit Nd not do anything

[jacksfilms @jacksfilms]

The phrase "not clickbait" in titles is the new clickbait

[Calvin Simms @Calvin_Simms]

@dreahwalshh ghost of vines past

[JonTron @JonTronShow]

We will tell our children of Meme War I

[Stephen King @StephenKing]

Welcome to the age of plunder, bluster, and empty rhetoric. In other words, to the Age of Dumb. If you voted for him, you're responsible.

[Jane McManus @janesports]

Obama wrote this letter to my daughter's friend when they were in 4th grade. It's about a US interstate system of waterslides.

[Calvin Simms @Calvin_Simms]

@_kkav oooor, keep the sheeple quiet and complacent

[High Storytime @TheTimeIGotHigh]

When you're smoking a blunt and see a cop roll up
https://t.co/iKpWJf0piq

[High Storytime @TheTimeIGotHigh]

This dude was high af and thought this bear died for a second lmfao

[High Storytime @TheTimeIGotHigh]

Snoop & Wiz had a smoke off in the middle of a concert lmao
https://t.co/WBOjsBhwzm

[High Storytime @TheTimeIGotHigh]

When you're already high af and you're next in the rotation