Calvin Daly

[Calvin Daly @CalvindalyDaly]

@MuskUniverseUsa 8969

[steve @bagshaw2112]

It snowed last night...
8:00 am: I made a snowman.

8:10 - A feminist passed by and asked me why I didn't make a snow woman.

8:15 - So, I made a snow woman.

8:17 - My feminist neighbor complained about the snow woman's voluptuous chest saying it objectified snow women everywhere.

8:20 - The gay couple living nearby threw a hissy fit and moaned it could have been two snow men instead.

8:22 - The transgender man..women...person asked why I didn't just make one snow person with detachable parts.

8:25 - The vegans at the end of the lane complained about the carrot nose, as veggies are food and not to decorate snow figures with.

8:28 - I was being called a racist because the snow couple is white.

8:31 - The middle eastern gent across the road demanded the snow woman be covered up .

8:40 - The Police arrived saying someone had been offended.

8:42 - The feminist neighbor complained again that the broomstick of the snow woman needed to be removed because it depicted women in a domestic role.

8:43 - The council equality officer arrived and threatened me with eviction.

8:45 - TV news crew from BBC showed up. I was asked if I know the difference between snowmen and snow-women? I replied "Snowballs" and am now called a sexist.

9:00 - I was on the News as a suspected terrorist, racist, homophobe sensibility offender, bent on stirring up trouble during difficult weather.

9:10 - I was asked if I have any accomplices. My children were taken by social services.

9:29 - Far left protesters offended by everything marched down the street demanding for me to be arrested.

By noon it all melted

Moral:

There is no moral to this story. It is what we have become, all because of snowflakes

[Calvin Daly @CalvindalyDaly]

@JonnyRashman @amirkingkhan Didn’t show canelo nearly knocking his head off

[Tony Bellew @TonyBellew]

Such a sad photo! This poor lady saying goodbye to her amazing husband of some 70 years is heartbreaking... #RIPPrincePhilip 😔

[Calvin Daly @CalvindalyDaly]

@ManUtdMEN Any manager that thinks trophies are for managers egos shouldn't even be managing in the premier league

[Calvin Daly @CalvindalyDaly]

@Woolberto Kerry and maurice fitz where lucky A. Connelly wasn't playing

[Calvin Daly @CalvindalyDaly]

@JamieMoore777 Get your head out of your hole. Bellew made a decent fight if it was definitely outclassed

[Calvin Daly @CalvindalyDaly]

@Tyson_Fury You had a big shite and actually lost a few pounds

[Calvin Daly @CalvindalyDaly]

@CavanCoBoardGaa @eoghansmith1 Junior all the way 😂

[Calvin Daly @CalvindalyDaly]

I'm #HurlingToTheCore with Galway this Sunday https://t.co/Is5ywsxC2U

[Bailieborough Shamrocks GAA @BailieboroS]

Tickets On Sale Now!!!

https://t.co/VE0jo2WOCB

[Calvin Daly @CalvindalyDaly]

I'm backing the Green and Red! Choose your team for a chance to win 2⃣ tickets to Mayo v Kerry!! #TheToughest 💚❤️ https://t.co/MgYgfujBYe

[Calvin Daly @CalvindalyDaly]

@amirkingkhan @andreward hope u got a few tips on how to be a champ. #yourshit

[Calvin Daly @CalvindalyDaly]

@amirkingkhan your shit u only looking for final big payday because u couldn't get mayweather.