Calvinist Douchebag

Predestined To Be Awesome, Thankful To Be Chosen When You Weren't, TGC and T4G Sanctioned Holiness Police

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New baby at church- pictures, laughter, "aww he's so cute." So much hoopla over a bundle of vile depravity. #wickedbabies

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INDEPENDENCE Day? The national holiday of Arminian tools!

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Guys says "idea of people in hell- it saddens me." I said "does it sadden you that you are ashamed of God's holy justice?"

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@zachburnham @Soteriology101 Former Calvinist aka "a never-regenerated sinner"

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New visitor: "Like this church but not sure I'm reformed." Me: "Then you don't like this church- several pagan churches I can point you to."

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Rebuked granny for wishing me "good luck" on an interview. She thought it disrespectful. I said "rather be disrespectful than blasphemous."

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Listened to @podcastTGT11 and Bruce Ware rewrite the Bible and the intention of Christ's death. What a weenie-fest!

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@SmithPetesmith No need to distinguish since Christianity = Calvinism.

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So in other words...NOT Calvinism? https://t.co/mv1v3etp6U

[These Go To 11 @podcastTGT11]

Got a hot one tonight! For Whom Did Christ Die? Do people ever get worked up over that one? 🤔

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Thought the sermon was powerful and God-exalting. Then found out guest speaker NOT reformed. Turns out it was just emotional manipulation.

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Law 3- Jesus Christ is God's only provision for the elect. If you're not elect Jesus has no interest in you at all. #reformed4laws

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Reformed friends how awesome to worship the Lord today as biblically prescribed! Arminians- u enjoy worshipping a god of your imagination?

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The sun isn't quite down yet so this is a post of "resting."

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@whatajohnny Got a friend who's flirting with dispensationalism. Can't wait to say "not sure we're going to heaven together!" Thx 4 the tip!

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@whatajohnny Dude- the way you questioned that chick's salvation who disagrees with you! True DBag ninja skills man! TEACH ME YOUR WAYS!

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@whatajohnny I mean-if we combined our ages, were almost as old as one pastor who has actually walked through life and ministry #ourwisdom

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My twin separated since birth. Where you been bro? https://t.co/lhL0XtkGZF

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Law 2 Man is sinful and separated from God. But if you're elect it's all good. If not- sucks to be you! #reformed4laws

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Law 1-God MAY love u and have a wonderful plan for ur life. OR he MAY have chosen u for hell. Ur response will reveal which. #reformed4laws

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Pray for me as I work on my own version of the reformed four spiritual laws. Finally going to make that silly tract richly biblical.