The hipsters in Yootrect speak gobbledegook. And one of the boys in security with me is called Mees. What kind of name is that? I've managed to surreptitiously cut wristbands of two weirdos I didn't like the look of
#LGW19#leguesswho
Packing for Yewtrecked. Baked beans and some decent beer. I've got my purple passport can't wait for it to be blue again. I wonder what Hollandish hipsters look like. #LGW19#leguesswho
I've never been abroad before. I've been asked to do some security in fucking Holland. A place called Yewtrekt. A festival called le fucking guess who. I bet they don't speak English. Bloody foreigners. #leguesswho. I'll show em