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Keen, mean.

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@popdeath @simonfinbow @ndrewhung @FuckButtons "Overcooked it", eh? Fucking druggy cunts. I'd a had you.

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Fuck me. Harry Bogan's here. He owes me £56

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Visio a bit woo hoo at the moment but there's a lady in zebra trousers breaking all the health and safety regs. I'm going in.

#LGW19 #leguesswho

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Woah

#LGW19 #LeGuessWho

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I've decided to explore some of Eutrex coffee shops before I start my shift

#LGW19 #leguesswho

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The hipsters in Yootrect speak gobbledegook. And one of the boys in security with me is called Mees. What kind of name is that? I've managed to surreptitiously cut wristbands of two weirdos I didn't like the look of

#LGW19 #leguesswho

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@JohnSkelton I don't like foreign food but times are tough

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Packing for Yewtrecked. Baked beans and some decent beer. I've got my purple passport can't wait for it to be blue again. I wonder what Hollandish hipsters look like. #LGW19 #leguesswho

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I've never been abroad before. I've been asked to do some security in fucking Holland. A place called Yewtrekt. A festival called le fucking guess who. I bet they don't speak English. Bloody foreigners. #leguesswho. I'll show em

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It's like the blooded glove of Barclaycard had plucked out my still beating heart. We are forsaken. #atpfestival

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#atpfestival has kicked the bucket. Disappointments apart, I've had some of the best times at 12 (13?) festivals. For that, thanks Barry.

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Welcome to the fucking internet

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That Harry Bogan at @atpfestival says that if I want to do the security, i have to sort accommodation. So I booked.

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Just had an email from Bill Murray asking for a ticket to the #atpfestival Lee weekend. Sold him one. Hahahahaha haaaaaa

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I've just spoken to Pontins and they told me to fuck off. #atpfestival

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Just received

"dear Cambersecurity. Your request for prepayment for security services is denied. Draw no conclusions. Love, @atpfestival"

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Anybody suggesting that @atpfestival are pulling the plug on this spring's festivals will be taken outside and given a good kicking

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I'm bored. #atpfestival #atpnbc. I tried to get a job at @TheeOhSees last night but was beaten to it by some runt with glasses and a torch

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Bloody hell. I got paid. Thanks, @atpfestival

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@atpfestival Fuck that. We're going to bed.