New Instagram algorithm, snap chat update, 140 characters... TOO MUCH. Peace out 2018 technology, if anyone needs me I'll be partying like it's 2005 w a bottle of wine and guitar hero ✌🏻
Spent half of my life being sad about shit I had no control over, and going throughout the day was exhausting. One day, I woke up and decided I deserved the best in life and no one was going to get in my way.
Sometimes I worry I'm losing my competitive edge... then am up in a children's game vs. my toddler and catch myself chirping - and I realize I'm still me
May or may not have just told B that Big Foot is real and eats little boys who don't finish their dinner... and that I have him on speed dial. Good news... it worked. I don't have to call Big Foot tonight
Have about 5 fav quotes and I haven't even finished the intro of Tribe of Mentors; including... "Normal" people are just crazy people you don't know well enough #perspective