Merlin

[Everest Today @EverestToday]

BREAKING: Renowned Nepali mountaineer Nirmal “Nimsdai” Purja has officially been declared dead following the devastating avalanche on Broad Peak (8,047 m) in Pakistan’s Karakoram. Further details to follow.

[Doug @DouglasAll]

acabei de ver Odisseia em uma sala comum e digo

[Erling Haaland @Erling]

One thing to do today… search my name on Google 😉

[ParkinScrotes @parkinscroat]

Fucking crying at the laugh he does immediately after saying it.

[Molly @FSUmollz]

FIFA is such a world-class, respectable organization. A true beacon of integrity and transparency.

[Big Cat @BarstoolBigCat]

Shout out FIFA. I think we can all agree FIFA is a great organization that always does the right thing and in no way is this about it directly benefiting USMNT

[Stu Holden @stuholden]

So by suspending the “red card” they are admitting without admitting, that the decision was absolutely wrong (which we knew). But to do this 24 hours before the game is quite a thing and will create a stir in Belgium no doubt. Right outcome, wrong process.

Crazy turn of events.

[Ben Stevens @BenScottStevens]

I have never heard a LOUDER crowd pop after a referee announcement in my life than THIS one in Seattle after Alex Freeman’s goal.

[Justin🦩Boldaji @justinboldaji]

Telling everyone how impressive my first gay bareback orgy was

[Bleacher Report @BleacherReport]

DAN HURLEY AND THE REF 😭

Hurley's reaction to UCONN's game-winner

(via @MarchMadnessMBB)

[NCAA March Madness @MarchMadnessMBB]

OH MY GOODNESS 😱

UCONN LEADSSSS UNBELIEVABLE

#MarchMadness

[Clemson Superfan (Jordan Spieth Defender) @SuperfanClemson]

Tiger on his way to the 2026 Masters Champions Dinner

[F2P @Flair2Play]

The lack of spin tells me everything I need to know.

[zoë rose bryant @zoerosebryant]

“what kind of hooker takes credit cards?”

[Cinema Tweets @CinemaTweets1]

“$26,000 worth of sides?”

[Faizan @faizannriaz]

Girls after one minor argument: “I’m never speaking to you again.”

Boys after calling each other fascist and jihadist:

[bendell werry 🌲 @bendellwerry]

“So, the Devil promised you a fiddle made of gold.”

“Thats right.”

“But you had to wager your eternal soul?”

“Correct.”

“In a fiddlin’ contest.”

“Yes.”

“Against the devil.”

“Uh huh.”

[Mr. Romo Attorney at Law @TonyRomo69420]

Grounding at the bar with my boys. #saturday