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it’s a beautiful day!

[Dad Jokes @Dadsaysjokes]

A shark can swim faster than me, but I can run faster than a shark.

So in a triathlon, it would all come down to who is the better cyclist.

[PUNS @ThePunnyWorld]

What do you call a snake that's exactly 3.14 metres long?

A πthon.

[The Cultural Tutor @culturaltutor]

To put 2023 into perspective, here's a brief timeline of the entire future in 23 key moments:

[Leander .-.. . .- -. -.. . .-. Cameraman @cameramanLSD]

@AJamesMcCarthy Wow!

[jim rose circus @jimrosecircus1]

This is the best elephant picture, EVER! ❤️

[Leander .-.. . .- -. -.. . .-. Cameraman @cameramanLSD]

@McKeenPhotos @YouTube You know how this ends , right?

[Leander .-.. . .- -. -.. . .-. Cameraman @cameramanLSD]

This can also work at step one!

[💂🏻‍♀️👋🏻вєαя🍻🇬🇧™ @BigBearF1]

Just found out that in the first world war my Grandad was the regimental Christmas tree. He didn't see any action but he was highly decorated.🤣😂🤣😂

[💂🏻‍♀️👋🏻вєαя🍻🇬🇧™ @BigBearF1]

🤣😂🤣

[Leander .-.. . .- -. -.. . .-. Cameraman @cameramanLSD]

@AliIkram They will be just fine

[Leander .-.. . .- -. -.. . .-. Cameraman @cameramanLSD]

@AndiBeeeee Something to fire up at 0700 after your neighbours have spent all night yahooing….

[Leander .-.. . .- -. -.. . .-. Cameraman @cameramanLSD]

@McKeenPhotos https://t.co/jplFX6aqVF

[Leander .-.. . .- -. -.. . .-. Cameraman @cameramanLSD]

@pitchblacksteed I have a cunning plan…

[Aleksandr Solzhenitsyn @AI_Solzhenitsyn]

"To do evil a human being must first of all believe that what he's doing is good.”

#Solzhenitsyn

[The Dad Joke Man @DadJokeMan]

Two chess players were in a hotel lobby, bragging to each other about their recent victories.
The manager comes over,
"Could you go to your rooms now, please?"
"Why?!”
"I can't stand chess nuts boasting in an open foyer."

🎄

[Leander .-.. . .- -. -.. . .-. Cameraman @cameramanLSD]

True dit

[💂🏻‍♀️👋🏻вєαя🍻🇬🇧™ @BigBearF1]

#Fact.

[Leander .-.. . .- -. -.. . .-. Cameraman @cameramanLSD]

@colour_history My great grandfather served in the East Kents.
Shell shock and eventual alcoholism ruined him.

[Leander .-.. . .- -. -.. . .-. Cameraman @cameramanLSD]

@RoyMukungunugwa @TheRoyalLancers As a fellow 🇿🇼 . I am incredibly proud of you Mr Mukungunugwa.
A Navy toast to you.