CameramanSOL

Welcome to Cameraman, we're in a war against Skibidi toilets!

Will you join us?

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CAMERAS📷 WILL FLASH📸
AND TOILETS🚽WILL FALL👇

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Turning my wife into a burn victim so i can create a gofundme

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When you're chasing a baddie but she's too fast so you try to catch her scent

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When a chipmunk offers you a nut for your nut

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The cashier when she doesn't say "have a nice evening"

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When you tell your homie to sit down so you can blast his head off for buying PRIME

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Your neighbour asks for his football back after kicking it into your backyard, but you will only trade it for his soul

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When you and bro are heading to walmart but you see a white women getting pulled over, and you know that they will yap on for 10 minutes about their calorie intake so you take the chance to steal the police car and run over every pedestrian you see so you can murder for free and blame the police

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The POV of your erect cock after you pulled it out a hoes ass too fast now you got a pink sock around half your shaft and she had gastroscopy 3 days prior but it was a failure and the camera got stuck, then you recieve live feed from her asshole of yourself giving mean backshots and you look outstanding and are not sweating at all after rawdogging for 3 hours straight, then the doctors commend you by sending "good shit bro" with morse code using the cameras flashlight so you notify them that you received the message.

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How gaben looks at the CS2 devs receiving far far under minimal wage eating eachother to survive

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Squid game didn't have squids, cancer retard creator it's not hard to just change the name of the show...

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Let me go on a tangent real quick, why the fuck were oven gloves called oven gloves before ovens were invented... TELL ME WHY PLEASE WHY WHY WHY!!!!!!!!!!!!

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Real footage of the homies agreeing to scalp and skin you for falling asleep first

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⚠⚠ BREAKING FUCKING NEWS ⚠⚠ THE FLORIDA DEGENERATES HAVE USED A TROJAN HORSE TO INFILTRATE GEORGIA THEY WILL FUCK YOUR WIFE STAY INDOORS YOU HEARD? #RAPE

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checking twitter for 15 seconds to see some retard get blown to pieces by a mortar drone

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When your elderly nan is sick of watching dogshit coronation street so she boots your door off the hinges and asks if you want a line of the finest gear possible

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The psychopaths migrating from florida and stealing your shit

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Walking up to the armed officer outside an active bank robbery and asking if he wants some quick head to lighten the mood

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Disability ridden individual spotted walking into JD Sports (why?)

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When Sirojiddin Muhriddin, the minister of foreign affairs goes on live TV and says "watch as i pull out my throbbing veiny cock" #MagicTheGathering

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What's up fuckers, who up beating their shit