McAlpers

Please Mr McAlpine, no more today.

[McAlpers @Cameron__M]

If you called them XL Cheese and not Cheese XL you're a nonce

[McAlpers @Cameron__M]

"Raver" in your bio? Cool.

[McAlpers @Cameron__M]

Year of the cunt

[McAlpers @Cameron__M]

It's absolutely insane how boring people are, like I do fuck all but Jesus Christ want to try thinking for yourself for once. fucking rubber robots

[McAlpers @Cameron__M]

In all seriousness though, after everything that's gone on in the last year. Can someone please tell me who the fuck has put Wang Chung on?

[McAlpers @Cameron__M]

It's been me the whole time. I am, in fact the horny man.

[McAlpers @Cameron__M]

Writing on your story "Big announcement tomorrow" hahahah like anyone is remotely bothered

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Ey yo go fuck yourself this Christmas you piece of fucking trash

[McAlpers @Cameron__M]

This is it

[McAlpers @Cameron__M]

See ya at the bottom of the blue bridge

[McAlpers @Cameron__M]

Watered down recycled indie shite

[McAlpers @Cameron__M]

Is this it?

[McAlpers @Cameron__M]

There's something magical about walking down king Street from top to bottom without seeing another soul

[McAlpers @Cameron__M]

All PTs, life coach, meal planners, fucking every other cunt like that are charlatans and if your suckeredin you're an idiot

[McAlpers @Cameron__M]

Return of the Mc

[McAlpers @Cameron__M]

Why are people still doing fake candid photos? You are over 30 years old. Grow the fuck up

[McAlpers @Cameron__M]

Put emojis over your kid's face? Damn, must be some ugly ass child

[McAlpers @Cameron__M]

Professional photoshoot on Holiday ya bird? I'm going to fucking throw up

[McAlpers @Cameron__M]

Does nobody see the wild hypocrisy in the fact that the most racist cunts in Whitehaven absolutely love Dubai, only like Middle Eastern people if they've got money eh?

[McAlpers @Cameron__M]

Why do all scruffs act like travellers?

[McAlpers @Cameron__M]

@08jcdb Or they've slapped yan on their ugly kid

[McAlpers @Cameron__M]

Please stop using filters if you're over the age of 30, It's it's not even funny how obvious it is