cameron

[cameron @CameronKillip]

@ErbanLady @AndrewEckert2

[Kim⁷ @PopOfHope]

Michael Langdon: You are rude. Don't ever talk to her like that.

The butcher: F*ck you and f*ck that batshit crazy bitch

Me: #AHSApocalypse

[Lawrence Police @LawrenceKS_PD]

REMINDER: On ice, 4 wheel drive = 4 wheel slide. 4WD doesn't change the laws of physics.

[kcpolice @kcpolice]

On this #KansasDay, we'd like to remind everyone not from here that we are in Missouri. #lookattheavatar

[Connor Franta @connorfranta]

i met satan today

[kcpolice @kcpolice]

Officers escorted the man and told him he would be arrested for trespassing if he came back. No people or pancakes were hurt #kctweetalong

[cameron @CameronKillip]

@AmandaEckert1 @MattBellassai @gregoravey1 😂😂😂😂😂

[cameron @CameronKillip]

@TheOnion @JayRye_Port

[Men's Humor @MensHumor]

Janet, you're an alcoholic.

[Claire McCaskill @clairecmc]

This is so bad. We have just gotten list of amendments to be included in bill NOT from our R colleagues, but from lobbyists downtown. None of us have seen this list, but lobbyists have it. Need I say more? Disgusting. And we probably will not even be given time to read them.

[••Teej•• @TJKilbride]

A guy in my office is shaking his protein shake and this woman poked her head around the corner and said “do I hear margaritasssss?”... no Janet, it’s 10 am.

[kcpolice @kcpolice]

UPDATE: Boy's grandma saw him on the news & came to police station to get him. Investigation continues, but thanks to everyone who shared! https://t.co/n1tFJYfJkz

[josh groban @joshgroban]

When twitter started I chose the tweets I favorited like fine china to be preserved for future generations and now I’m like LOL THAT CHEETO LOOKS LIKE A KITTY ❤️

[Chase Mitchell @ChaseMit]

Very cool to live in a country where “mass church shooting” is now a genre of shooting

[Kansas City @KansasCity]

Thank you to our @KCMOFireDept firefighters who are there for anyone, including beloved pets. 🐶 https://t.co/G6w1E24Kgl

[Kansas City @KansasCity]

One of the questions we have had in public sessions is if KC taxpayers will have to pay to finance new @KCIAirport terminal? Find out...

[cameron @CameronKillip]

@AmandaEckert1 @SheswantstheD @AvgSociaIMedia @AndrewEckert2 Lmao looks familiar 😉😂

[cameron @CameronKillip]

@TheOnion @AmandaEckert1

[Amy Brown @RadioAmy]

what is the leading cause of dry skin???

towels.

hahahahahahaha #TheMorningCorny